The world could have been so much nicer . . . .

LOL - "she needs a husband to make her complete"
Note the advice at 2mins 32sec .... are you lot making notes???

Has anyone ever told you you're sexist?

Me? How very dare you!!!
Now go make me a cup of tea (and bring my slippers)

*Thinks Renton's afraid of living*

Moonie Moonie Moonie - here stands a guy beaten down by the bra burners of the sixties - fearful of their floppy breast he gave in to equal rights (lol) for an easy life
Can't blame you moonie . . . .

Don't you have a girlfriend to do that for you?

Floppy breasts?
To early in the morning for me that. Am off to me pit

There goes Moonie - once he wud have fought on the beaches at Normandy, sigh
Now he watches "How to look good naked" and pretends to approve, lol
Odd world
KARMA - where are my bloody sliipers???!!!

Here's one just for you, Renton...

Must have been one of those lesbian type - i dunno

Sarum!

YES YES YES this is the WAY my children !!!

Blizzie

"hurty knee" lol

Renton, there are two things you need to know;

1: In this country, on average, thirty men are killed by their wives or girlfriends stabbing them or beating them over the head with a blunt instrument every year.

2: None of these men were killed while washing the dishes, or Hoovering...

What were they doing - paying the bills? Running the household and making the filly feel inferior?

Quote
"Women's measurements have increased considerably since the 1950's, when the average female waist measurement was a full six inches smaller."


Women you have been handed a task - go to it

I think we'd better not get into a discussion about measurements (bearing in mind that I have, shall we say, "inside information"...)

Ooh, that looked painful, Blizzie...

But at least he didn't land on anything vital...

Seems they have a compulsion!

Sarum - your kinda Anthony Blunt in a way  -  its your duty to pass me insider trading info, ok

All those years I spent undercover, gathering information, and you want me to give it to a man?

Pffft, like I'm going to throw away my ammunition...

Kim Philby then (bloody traitor) LOL 
Now get to bloody bed - you wimmin all need your beauty sleep for us men !!!!
Nite nite

Infiltrator, if you please....I could only be a traitor if I was on your side to start with....

More to the point, has anyone ever told the OP that he isn't remotely funny either?

Who was it on C4 who used to start those very popular threads about men's flaws pretty much weekly? Someone here, I think.  I remember I had a sense of humour failure too on about week 10, especially knowing a man wouldn't have got past week 2 without being jumped on.

I do like those Harry Enfield sketches.  WIth their irony intact of course.    They ought to rerun the Fast Show series again.

not to mention the fact that on C4 he told us all he was only 21?

I don't remember those weekly threads DanJ...but I'm sure they were funny

LOL, yes they were temps. Most of the woman bashing/pisstaking stuff is just 'old' and tired, and pointless and boring now, as most of it not relevant or current, and doesn't make sense, as many women work as hard, and in many cases, even harder than most men, and are equal and superior in many ways, including being safer drivers, (yes we are - deal with it!) But the threads taking the piss out of men seem somehow much funnier, because most of the stuff in them is true and relevant.


This is just MY take on things of course. I am sure someone will be offended by this, as there is always SOMEone who gets offended, but people say stuff on here that offends me almost every day. Guess you can't please all of the people all of the time!

Surely not Karma, renton loves wimmin

You miserable lot

awwww Renton is only having a laff *hits Renton on head with very large skillet*

I enjoyed watching those clips, Renton.  V. funny.

Yay for PUSS and Fabiennne
 - i'm only joking you silly buggers!!! I loves the ladies

a le cruset one?