Cos Renton wanted to keep that one for himself
What a meanie! 
The spirit of Christmas sharing...completely lost on him
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How come there wasn't an option for "3: Man with big nob"?
Second post tonight that I have completely agreed with!
The grumpy corner is quite as grumpy now that I am thinking about the third option!
Good Lord
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Good Lord
Dont you mean praise the lord? Reference:
Dont you mean praise the lord?
Well yes that too 
No2 would impress most women
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Trollop offline 2709 Forum Posts Today at 8:54 PM (Edited: ) Reference: do we know the feckin answer yet The answer was ages ago you numbskull!
can you link it, i honestly cant be arsed to read al the crap
I spent a whole month in Blackpool one Sunday. Never again! *shudder*
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THE ANSWER WAS . . . . . ADVERT 1 - hmmm wots that tell you about women of today?
There you go Gyps
Leccy, and now Arwen...
I can't fight it no more... I do feel ashamed!
*goes off to sit self on naughty step for a period of reflection*
I can't fight it no more... I do feel ashamed!
*goes off to sit self on naughty step for a period of reflection*
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I spent a whole month in Blackpool one Sunday. Never again!
Cups and Saucers
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These adverts were placed in the Dating Section and left there for 2 Weeks 80% of women chose ONE guy
Surely that means most woman prefer to be monogamous? I'd have sampled both blokes myself although probably not at the same time. Unless it was high tide, I doubt bloke 1 would be able to moor his yacht on Blackpool Pier.Reference:
yacht
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Leccy, and now Arwen...
Take no notice of Leccy....I've seen her skiing on more than one occasion
trollop 
is that it ????
i was expecting more
is that it ???? i was expecting more
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*goes off to sit self on naughty step for a period of reflection*
* Takes mirror away *Typical woman!!
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trollop is that it ???? i was expecting more
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trollop is that it ???? i was expecting more
Were'nt we all dear!
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No2 would impress most women
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Take no notice of Leccy....I've seen her skiing on more than one occasion
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I say!
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What? A bloody Volvo?? You've got a lot to learn my dear
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What? A bloody Volvo?? You've got a lot to learn my dear.
I would choose number 2 every time What fecking use is a yatch? I'd rather have a go on the log flume and have a bratwurst.Peter Kaye over Simon Le Bon...they try harder
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*coy coy COY!*
hahahahahah!
Me an Cinds are getting a stick up car sign for Gyps for Christmas.....
trollop :kissy kissy kicky kicky : 
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Oi! Ive seen you in the back of an old morris minor before now!
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Peter Kaye over Simon Le Bon..
Nooooooooo! Not even if it was Peter Kaye in his prime... compared to a middle aged and a little bit chubby Simon le Bon!Reference:
trollop :kissy kissy kicky kicky :
I was talking about the 'Dont come a knockin when the Cortina's a rockin' one!
*sweat sweat SWEAT*
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And that was me doing upmarket aswell
You looked dead good in powder blue!
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You looked dead good in powder blue!
*tries to remember what position I was in at the time*
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Trollop offline 2718 Forum Posts Today at 9:37 PM (Edited: ) Reference: trollop :kissy kissy kicky kicky : I was talking about the 'Dont come a knockin when the Cortina's a rockin' one! *sweat sweat SWEAT*
right you may live on this occasion 
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Nooooooooo! Not even if it was Peter Kaye in his prime... compared to a middle aged and a little bit chubby Simon le Bon!
I didn't mean the actual Peter Kaye, I just meant a nice down to earth northern fella over a yatch [sic] owning ponce Reference:
*tries to remember what position I was in at the time*
Well it definitely wasnt the missionary position...at least I couldnt see any rosary beads 