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Slimfern, our Renton has a habit of saying "these days" like some old codger
Endearing innit!!
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Nope... just some.
The result was was 80% - aherm . . . . 
Well, I was dumped by the unemployed loser, with no car or money, so I had to make do with the next one who came along! 
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I quite like being an unreconstructed man sometimes.
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Slimfern, our Renton has a habit of saying "these days" like some old codger
And 'you women' a (very) lot too. I'm sure he thinks we still wear togas, have hairy armpits and live in caves 
YAWN - stop diverting
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I'm sure he thinks we still wear togas, have hairy armpits and live in caves
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YAWN - stop diverting
Ohhhhh the irony! *slaps Renton with 2009 boob* Now shove THAT up your pipe mate!
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That's just Lancashire birds he's talking about then.
What can I say..I'm shallow and I would'nt be seen dead in a Volvo....
*High 5* Slim....
*High 5* Slim....
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YAWN - stop diverting
Womenkind begs your forgiveness Renton
Volvos are apparently the safest cars on the road. So if anyone's thinking of flying off Beachy Head, don't do it in a Volvo, you'll probably survive 
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Volvos are apparently the safest cars on the road. So if anyone's thinking of flying off Beachy Head, don't do it in a Volvo, you'll probably survive
That's why Kurt had one 
Erm...before he shot himself, natch.
KARMA shut yer trap - gis an answer !!!
80% yes 8 out of 10
Shocking representation
80% yes 8 out of 10
Shocking representation
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The result was was 80% - aherm .
Yeah I do know that...... did you not see me mention the 20%? You should work for the Sun newspaper..... with your misquoting skills and attitude to women you'd fit right in.
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That's why Kurt had one Erm...before he shot himself, natch.
Shurrup Ducky - you love me 
Sings,
"I aint saying she's a gold-digger"
Sings,
"I aint saying she's a gold-digger"
I don't even know what the question is 
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You should work for the Sun newspaper..... with your misquoting skills and attitude to women you'd fit right in.
Hang your "we're more mature than men" heads in shame
go on . . . .
go on . . . .
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Shurrup Ducky - you love me
Not today Renton. 
If you were an advert in a newspaper you'd be lining the litter tray by now. 
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You're reading way too much into this Renton. This is only an initial response to a very vague advert.... if the man turned out to be an ill-mannered twonk most of those 80% would run a mile. Everyone is initially attracted to someone for essentially shallow reasons, those reasons don't keep you there though. Over time it becomes more or you move on.
This survey would actually mean something if the "rich" man was obviously a arse...and the "poor" man was lovely.....and STILL it was 80%.
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Hang your "we're more mature than men" heads in shame go on . . . .
Eh?
This advert remained in the Dating Section for 2 weeks
You disgraceful women - i love you
You disgraceful women - i love you
Bye 4 now heh heh
Gold-diggers, lol
Gold-diggers, lol
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That's why Kurt had one Erm...before he shot himself, natch.
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Gold-diggers, lol
Ciao ciao!Bitter one, lol
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Too late. 
I'm going to be stalking your sexist butt forever Renton. And when I catch you .....
<<< PMT fuelled rage
Do we all feel suitably homogeneous now ladies?
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Don't you mean "yatch"?
Hahahahahaha!
Does anyone remember Rob 78 from C4? Terribly similar 
I feel like I should be polishing my ball and chain and washing the windows in vinegar or something
Shurrup Karma and get scrubbing! 
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I'm a 30 yr old man who likes nothing better than to drive women away from me and spending time socialising in whine bars. When i'm not running down women i like to spend time on my own.
Aww, Renton! 
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I feel like I should be polishing my ball and chain and washing the windows in vinegar or something
Lucky you! I'm wondering where Mr Leccy's "yatch" is!
Renton's 30??? 