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atomrose

" Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

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CheekyPixieMember

Nice one!

5/3/092:09 AM

ScrumtumMember

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA men stay losin

5/3/092:10 AM

jujubedooMember

quote:
Originally posted by Scrumtum:
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA men stay losin

5/3/092:27 AM

mel 2Member

Fantastic bit of wisdom.

5/3/092:28 AM

LaceyMember

That is bliddy brilliant!

I just read that out to Mr Lacey!

5/3/092:31 AM

MoominMember

Excellent!!

5/3/092:37 AM

GelMember

Love it

5/3/092:52 AM

Garage JoeMember

quote:
Originally posted by Gel:

Love it

*Gives Gel fifty poonds and waits*

5/3/092:54 AM

Garage JoeMember

quote:
Originally posted by Gel:
quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
quote:
Originally posted by Gel:

Love it

*Gives Gel fifty poonds and waits*

so is kempton on today?

It's all flat racing today

5/3/092:59 AM

GelMember

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:
quote:
Originally posted by Gel:
quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
quote:
Originally posted by Gel:

Love it

*Gives Gel fifty poonds and waits*

so is kempton on today?

It's all flat racing today

I guess I won't be doing so well with yout fifty pounds then

5/3/093:04 AM

HollygolightlyMember

So TRUE...love it

5/3/093:52 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by atomrose:
" Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

Not true. If you give her money then she'll buy shoes. In many different colours and styles.

5/3/097:37 AM

Yogi19Member 10 years

Brilliant OP

5/3/098:29 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by atomrose:
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So true!

5/3/098:30 AM

Trevpuss (Guest)

quote:
Originally posted by Daniel J*:
quote:
Originally posted by atomrose:
" Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

Not true. If you give her money then she'll buy shoes. In many different colours and styles.

Are you my husband?

5/3/098:32 AM

mistyvermillionMember

If he's not yours could be mine

5/3/098:58 AM

SarumMember

quote:
Originally posted by Daniel J*:

Not true. If you give her money then she'll buy shoes. In many different colours and styles.

You say that like it's a bad thing, Daniel....

5/3/099:11 AM

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