quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH - Orwell 1984
OMG I laughed so hard a little pee came out! I knew you'd 'do' me!
P.S. How did you know about the poo?
OMG I laughed so hard a little pee came out! I knew you'd 'do' me!
P.S. How did you know about the poo?
quote:Originally posted by cup:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by cup:
Dave
He would respect you and all barlo
Tis the way he has been brought up by his father.
yep.eeeee says jump.an i say 'how high?'...(about an inch it looked)..but i thought fur a man of dave's waistage...that was a bloody good effort....
He has come on leaps and bounds them 32 inch waist trousers will be held up by lisas dressing gown belt by the time he comes out,ON FINAL WEEK
power t dave.
power t possee.....
quote:Originally posted by skive:
P.S. How did you know about the poo?
Jolene could smell you a mile off
quote:Originally posted by PinkBabe1966:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
cheers pinky...we try our best!!!!...
all just a larf ...
I did do my three hail marys to St Vivienne last Friday as well.
Seriously, yours is the first thread I check when I come on line. Still waiting for Queen Annie Sugden to come out in support of Dave.
it can be arranged.i'll speak to head of promotions dancers....
everyone who posts in it is a great laugh...and it's been so much fun...and dancers photo's are brilliant...
Oooh eck, e'd be dead proud ter be compared ter a literally character!
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by skive:
P.S. How did you know about the poo?
Jolene could smell you a mile off
Damn those dogs! Grrrr
*runs off to find a Shakespeare quote about lard*
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Oooh eck, e'd be dead proud ter be compared ter a literally character!
he'd be blowin it reet outta precaution...
blizzie xx
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Oooh eck, e'd be dead proud ter be compared ter a literally character!
Oh blimey they're all turning up.
Once fracas gets here my ass is toast.Sowwy.
quote:Originally posted by PinkBabe1966:
Still waiting for Queen Annie Sugden to come out in support of Dave.
we had a lookie-likey
...but she wasn't supporting so much as being a bit miffed 
quote:Originally posted by skive:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Oooh eck, e'd be dead proud ter be compared ter a literally character!
Oh blimey they're all turning up.
Sowwy.
don't be daft yer dafty....
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Oooh eck, e'd be dead proud ter be compared ter a literally character!
proudest moment of me life leesa he would say
This is one of the funniest picsquote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by PinkBabe1966:
Still waiting for Queen Annie Sugden to come out in support of Dave.
we had a lookie-likey
well i'm of ter bed 
I do hope there won't be anymore treacherous acts during the night
Don't forget - photoshop is watching you!!
I do hope there won't be anymore treacherous acts during the night
Don't forget - photoshop is watching you!!
i reckon ski's sneaked off fur a smerk wi our lard and lisurrrrrr at bus stop....
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by skive:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Oooh eck, e'd be dead proud ter be compared ter a literally character!
Oh blimey they're all turning up.
Sowwy.
don't be daft yer dafty....
Bless him that heehee
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
well i'm of ter bed
I do hope there won't be anymore treacherous acts during the night
Don't forget - photoshop is watching you!!
ta ra flowur xx...
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
well i'm of ter bed
I do hope there won't be anymore treacherous acts during the night
Don't forget - photoshop is watching you!!
we will have to do shifts from tomorrow
nite nite quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
well i'm of ter bed
I do hope there won't be anymore treacherous acts during the night
Don't forget - photoshop is watching you!!
Nos da dancie.
*quickly steps away from quotes-about-lard.com*
quote:Originally posted by skive:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by skive:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Oooh eck, e'd be dead proud ter be compared ter a literally character!
Oh blimey they're all turning up.
Sowwy.
don't be daft yer dafty....ParsonsDave.
heehee
Parsons should have won! 
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by PinkBabe1966:
Still waiting for Queen Annie Sugden to come out in support of Dave.
we had a lookie-likey
That made me snort coffee all over the keyboard and monitor!!!
say it....say it....say it.......
the lards prayer..........
our lard
oo is in tha bb howse
dave is his name
from dewsbury he come
his times not done
in bb howse and possee
give us this day
our daily curried spaghetti
and forgive tha bea who nominated him
thou he didn't nominate er
lead us not t tha crowd
but t tha final night
for this is tha possee
t power of dave
forever and ever
amen......
the lards prayer..........
our lard
oo is in tha bb howse
dave is his name
from dewsbury he come
his times not done
in bb howse and possee
give us this day
our daily curried spaghetti
and forgive tha bea who nominated him
thou he didn't nominate er
lead us not t tha crowd
but t tha final night
for this is tha possee
t power of dave
forever and ever
amen......
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
siavash taking himself out of game oh no wait his back again
I'm away too as comp connection is playing up again.
G'night t'possee.
G'night t'possee.
night matey xxxxx...
quote:Originally posted by skive:
I'm away too as comp connection is playing up again.
G'night t'possee.
nite skive
little does ski know that i've hidden a tape o of our lard under her bed.....
all she'll hear all night is dave...
we will brainwash her......
all she'll hear all night is dave...
we will brainwash her......
Ahhhhh men!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Ahhhhh men!
is it sexual bingo time???...
quote:Originally posted by skive:
I was looking through some online excerpts of '1984' to find a suitable quote for my sig (to go with my avatar) and came across this:
âĒ"Parsons was Winston's fellow employee at the Ministry of Truth. He was a fattish but active man of paralyzing stupidity, a mass of imbecile enthusiasmsâone of those completely unquestioning, devoted drudges on whom, more even than on the thought police, the stability of the Party depended."
Does this remind you of anyone?
David!!!!!!
ey up ski luv..
I think i'll stick my erection in here too...so's non-possee members can have a go at punishing that Skive
*chucks wee surked crumpet at ski*
ta fur yurkshure pud thur..went down a proper treat wi curried bolognaise...
ta fur yurkshure pud thur..went down a proper treat wi curried bolognaise...
Dissing our Lard 
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
say it....say it....say it.......
the lards prayer..........
our lard
oo is in tha bb howse
dave is his name
from dewsbury he come
his times not done
in bb howse and possee
give us this day
our daily curried spaghetti
and forgive tha bea who nominated him
thou he didn't nominate er
lead us not t tha crowd
but t tha final night
for this is tha possee
t power of dave
forever and ever
amen......
Amen petal
tha has been consequenshals......
ski as seen errur o er ways an made us a luvly yerkshure pud and durnated surme kittuns t tha possee...
appen she as been pelted wi wee surked crumpets an all...
this is wha appens t tha treasuners...
howevur..tha possee as furgivun er fur er errur..
ski as seen errur o er ways an made us a luvly yerkshure pud and durnated surme kittuns t tha possee...
appen she as been pelted wi wee surked crumpets an all...
this is wha appens t tha treasuners...
howevur..tha possee as furgivun er fur er errur..
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
tha has been consequenshals......
ski as seen errur o er ways an made us a luvly yerkshure pud and durnated surme kittuns t tha possee...
appen she as been pelted wi wee surked crumpets an all...
this is wha appens t tha treasuners...
howevur..tha possee as furgivun er fur er errur..
Translation for non-possee members:
These are the consequences.
I have seen the error of my ways and made them a lovely Yorkshire pudding and donated some kittens (not in the pudding I hasten to add).
I was pelted with crumpets soaked in urine and other stuff (including being made to run on a treadmill whilst having a trident poked in my arse).
This is what happens to traitors.
However the possee has forgiven me for my error and are in no way holding a gun to my head as I type joyous words about
quote:Originally posted by skive:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
tha has been consequenshals......
ski as seen errur o er ways an made us a luvly yerkshure pud and durnated surme kittuns t tha possee...
appen she as been pelted wi wee surked crumpets an all...
this is wha appens t tha treasuners...
howevur..tha possee as furgivun er fur er errur..
Translation for non-possee members:
These are the consequences.
I have seen the error of my ways and made them a lovely Yorkshire pudding and donated some kittens (not in the pudding I hasten to add).
I was pelted with crumpets soaked in urine and other stuff (including being made to run on a treadmill whilst having a trident poked in my arse).
This is what happens to traitors.
However the possee has forgiven me for my error and are in no way holding a gun to my head as I type joyous words aboutParsonsDavid.