Those pickled onions, my stomach is brewing the monster of all monsters! Look out, shes gonna blowwwwwww
What gives everyone else wind?
What gives everyone else wind?
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Kettle 
I am going to buy you a cork!
I am going to buy you a cork!
Having a baby in my tummy. 
Apparently. quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
Kettle
I am going to buy you a cork!
Hey Gawjuss one, i had to read that twice
quote:Originally posted by Koala Brother:
and?
quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
There is nothing cuter than a pregnancy fart, you are allowed
I'm eating hummus with breadsticks at the moment. Nice chickpea'n'garlic farts to tease the OH with later on...
Quorn mince!! It is the work of the devil!
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
I'm eating hummus with breadsticks at the moment. Nice chickpea'n'garlic farts to tease the OH with later on...
Yayyyyy! People think im gross because i drop them all the time, but its natural isnt it? and men can? so why cant we?
lentils
quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
Quorn mince!! It is the work of the devil!
Ive never tried that
quote:Originally posted by Moomin:
lentils
Lentils are LOUD
Onions for me too - but cooked ones. Stay well away if I've had onion gravy! 
quote:Originally posted by Getthekettleon:quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
There is nothing cuter than a pregnancy fart, you are allowed
quote:Originally posted by Ms Golightly:
Onions for me too - but cooked ones. Stay well away if I've had onion gravy!
It seems to be any type of onion for me and the results are almost instantaneous!
quote:Originally posted by Getthekettleon:quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
Quorn mince!! It is the work of the devil!
Ive never tried that
Ugh it's awful, my belly bloated instantly and the farts just wouldn't stop!
quote:Originally posted by Getthekettleon:quote:Originally posted by Ms Golightly:
Onions for me too - but cooked ones. Stay well away if I've had onion gravy!
It seems to be any type of onion for me and the results are almost instantaneous!
me too! scary stuff! And it's something I love eating!
quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:quote:Originally posted by Getthekettleon:quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
Quorn mince!! It is the work of the devil!
Ive never tried that
Ugh it's awful, my belly bloated instantly and the farts just wouldn't stop!
Its like i have a button, everytime i press my stomach it happens again
Fried onions 
quote:Originally posted by Getthekettleon:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
I'm eating hummus with breadsticks at the moment. Nice chickpea'n'garlic farts to tease the OH with later on...
Yayyyyy! People think im gross because i drop them all the time, but its natural isnt it? and men can? so why cant we?
I parp in front of the OH all the time
In bed is best.. nothing like a really good one when you're horizontal!
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Getthekettleon:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
I'm eating hummus with breadsticks at the moment. Nice chickpea'n'garlic farts to tease the OH with later on...
Yayyyyy! People think im gross because i drop them all the time, but its natural isnt it? and men can? so why cant we?
I parp in front of the OH all the time
In bed is best.. nothing like a really good one when you're horizontal!
LMAO! I laughed and grunted at the same time, thanks for that i was getting a stomach ache
quote:Originally posted by Getthekettleon:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Getthekettleon:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
I'm eating hummus with breadsticks at the moment. Nice chickpea'n'garlic farts to tease the OH with later on...
Yayyyyy! People think im gross because i drop them all the time, but its natural isnt it? and men can? so why cant we?
I parp in front of the OH all the time
In bed is best.. nothing like a really good one when you're horizontal!
LMAO! I laughed and grunted at the same time, thanks for that i was getting a stomach ache
Better out than in. OH always says the same thing: "Aww - do you HAVE to?"
The answer to that is, yes!
quote:Originally posted by Getthekettleon:quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:quote:Originally posted by Getthekettleon:quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
Quorn mince!! It is the work of the devil!
Ive never tried that
Ugh it's awful, my belly bloated instantly and the farts just wouldn't stop!
I want one!!! Could do a nice biggun in my OH's face right now! He deserves it 
Wherever you be, let your wind go free
In church or chapel, let it rattle
In church or chapel, let it rattle
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
Better out than in. OH always says the same thing: "Aww - do you HAVE to?"
The answer to that is, yes!
My bloke always says "ugh! thats disgusting!"
Why is it? When he does it, he clears the room,mine are just extremely loud 
I tried the Slimfast diet stuff once....I had to stop after a week. 
There's still a tin of it sitting on top of my kitchen cupboard...we call it Slimfart...
There's still a tin of it sitting on top of my kitchen cupboard...we call it Slimfart...
quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
I want one!!! Could do a nice biggun in my OH's face right now! He deserves it [/QUOTE]Pmsl! you have to put it on youtube
quote:Originally posted by Ms Golightly:
Wherever you be, let your wind go free
In church or chapel, let it rattle
My mum used to say that,shes as bad as me! My mum even does it at car boot sales!
quote:Originally posted by Sarum:
I tried the Slimfast diet stuff once....I had to stop after a week.
There's still a tin of it sitting on top of my kitchen cupboard...we call it Slimfart...
quote:Originally posted by Sarum:
I tried the Slimfast diet stuff once....I had to stop after a week.
There's still a tin of it sitting on top of my kitchen cupboard...we call it Slimfart...
Thats so funnyquote:Originally posted by Getthekettleon:quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
Pmsl! you have to put it on youtube[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't dare!!! 
Savoy Cabbage is lethal.
My mum farts when she's in a laughing fit. Not big long farts but little 'parp parp parp parp parp' ones. I try not to make her laugh when we're in public coz the more the farts come out the more she laughs.
My mum farts when she's in a laughing fit. Not big long farts but little 'parp parp parp parp parp' ones. I try not to make her laugh when we're in public coz the more the farts come out the more she laughs.
my OH always seems to fart when sneezing - right embarrassing in public.
Mushrooms do that to me! It is like the power of a volcano blowing only it is my rear end!
dont know why but i always fart my way all round asda
i stayed off crisps for 40 days and was surprisingly windless (well a lot less than now) I am now back on them and the wind has returned.. 
i should do another 40 days but i am starting my cola ban on sunday and don't want to do both at the same time
i should do another 40 days but i am starting my cola ban on sunday and don't want to do both at the same time
quote:Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
i stayed off crisps for 40 days and was surprisingly windless (well a lot less than now) I am now back on them and the wind has returned..
of course being a Gent, I never indulge in such activity. Holds nose and leaves thread...
OMG! shoulda HEARD the O/H last night
He actually woke me up!
My fault for doing sprouts with the tea I spose
He actually woke me up!
My fault for doing sprouts with the tea I spose
