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Originally posted by Getthekettleon:
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Originally posted by Demantoid:
I'm eating hummus with breadsticks at the moment. Nice chickpea'n'garlic farts to tease the OH with later on... Big Grin


Yayyyyy! People think im gross because i drop them all the time, but its natural isnt it? and men can? so why cant we? Laugh

I parp in front of the OH all the time Laugh
In bed is best.. nothing like a really good one when you're horizontal!
Demantoid
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Originally posted by Demantoid:
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Originally posted by Getthekettleon:
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Originally posted by Demantoid:
I'm eating hummus with breadsticks at the moment. Nice chickpea'n'garlic farts to tease the OH with later on... Big Grin


Yayyyyy! People think im gross because i drop them all the time, but its natural isnt it? and men can? so why cant we? Laugh

I parp in front of the OH all the time Laugh
In bed is best.. nothing like a really good one when you're horizontal!


LMAO! I laughed and grunted at the same time, thanks for that i was getting a stomach ache Laugh
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Originally posted by Getthekettleon:
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Originally posted by Demantoid:
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Originally posted by Getthekettleon:
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Originally posted by Demantoid:
I'm eating hummus with breadsticks at the moment. Nice chickpea'n'garlic farts to tease the OH with later on... Big Grin


Yayyyyy! People think im gross because i drop them all the time, but its natural isnt it? and men can? so why cant we? Laugh

I parp in front of the OH all the time Laugh
In bed is best.. nothing like a really good one when you're horizontal!


LMAO! I laughed and grunted at the same time, thanks for that i was getting a stomach ache Laugh

Better out than in. OH always says the same thing: "Aww - do you HAVE to?" Red Face
The answer to that is, yes! Big Grin
Demantoid
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Originally posted by Getthekettleon:
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Originally posted by faerykelstar:
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Originally posted by Getthekettleon:
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Originally posted by faerykelstar:
Quorn mince!! It is the work of the devil! Laugh


Ive never tried that Thumbs Up

Ugh it's awful, my belly bloated instantly and the farts just wouldn't stop! Eeker Laugh


Laugh Its like i have a button, everytime i press my stomach it happens again

Laugh I want one!!! Could do a nice biggun in my OH's face right now! He deserves it Devil
faerykelstar
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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
i stayed off crisps for 40 days and was surprisingly windless (well a lot less than now) I am now back on them and the wind has returned.. Frowner i should do another 40 days but i am starting my cola ban on sunday and don't want to do both at the same time


of course being a Gent, I never indulge in such activity. Holds nose and leaves thread... Blush
RZB

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