its a funny old subject..
i've known mates who's girl has never passed the 'wind' in front of them n opted 2 go home just to get rid of the unwanted wind and may have unleashed said wind on an unfortunate taxi driver
whereas a fella will break the most violent wind and carry on like nothing ever happened
ladies..when was your first 'wind breaking' moment..?
did it make your relationship easier...?
or was you thrown out for being a ladette..?
just asking..lol
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im blowing off..
this subject
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I have always believed that the first breaking of wind between a couple is a sort of bonding experience. I think it is a break-through of sorts. You have removed a barrier.
i agree brisket
and one zopiclone later
i shall kip on the settee and blow orf
and get a good sleep
unless i wake myself up..lol
Good night
God bless
x
and one zopiclone later
i shall kip on the settee and blow orf
and get a good sleep
unless i wake myself up..lol
Good night
God bless
x
The settee? 
Mrs Jer is an expert.
I had awful wind one night a few months after meeting the now boyfriend. He asked why I kept leaving the room so often and after the initial squirming I admitted that I was leaving to go downstairs and fart so he didn't hear (or worse, SMELL) me. He laughed it off and said I shouldn't be silly and just fart coz it was doing his head in me wandering off every few minutes. I didn't take him up on his lovely offer but once I got pregnant I thought right if he's gonna be in the labour room with me I might aswell ease him in gently so I farted one night and the horror on his face at the sheer volume of it (I wasn;t expecting the noise!!) was enough to send us into fits of giggles and that was the start of it.
Now he swears at me sometimes coz I fart more than him
and says I shouldn't do it in front of him......well he gave me permission all those years ago! He can't take it back now 
Now he swears at me sometimes coz I fart more than him
and says I shouldn't do it in front of him......well he gave me permission all those years ago! He can't take it back now 
My mum always told me to disappear to the bathroom and I've done it all my life, even when I was on my own, but I've decided to ditch that bit of advice, althought I still won't just blow off in company. 
I just dropped a monster. 
Some of you may know that I ended up marrying my brother-in-law's brother.
On one of my first meetings with his brother, said brother-in-law told his brother that I could fart and burp in unison, and requested that I show him.
I did.
That was the start of the romance.
On one of my first meetings with his brother, said brother-in-law told his brother that I could fart and burp in unison, and requested that I show him.
I did.
That was the start of the romance.
Me and my husband were neighbours for years before we got together. Good friends too so he knew all my habits and vice versa
The relationship isn't comfortable if you haven't reached the farting in front of one another stage yet!
my fella recorded himself farting on his phone, then set it as his message alert ... so every time he farts he looks around and says "have I got a text?" 
WHERE E'ER YOU BE, LET YOUR WIND BLOW FREE....IN CHURCH OR CHAPEL, LET IT RATTLE!
That was what my nanny used to say so I doOriginally Posted by pepsi:
my fella recorded himself farting on his phone, then set it as his message alert ... so every time he farts he looks around and says "have I got a text?"
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Some of you may know that I ended up marrying my brother-in-law's brother.
On one of my first meetings with his brother, said brother-in-law told his brother that I could fart and burp in unison, and requested that I show him.
I did.
That was the start of the romance.
On one of my first meetings with his brother, said brother-in-law told his brother that I could fart and burp in unison, and requested that I show him.
I did.
That was the start of the romance.
Originally Posted by pepsi:
my fella recorded himself farting on his phone, then set it as his message alert ... so every time he farts he looks around and says "have I got a text?"