.... the first thing you would do is??
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I could never stoop to such a low level 
Why, why would we do such a thing!?.......runs away screaming
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
.... the first thing you would do is??
scratch my balls and fart if my o/h's anything to go by...
Come down with man flu for a rest
Rumpage!
I would test myself on various fronts to compare. I would lift weights and enjoy the physical power. I would go to the pub with the boys for a few beers and see what we talked about. I would go for a drive to test if all that gender 'spatial awareness' stuff they talk about is correct.
I would read poems that move me as a woman to see what reaction there is as a man.
I would read poems that move me as a woman to see what reaction there is as a man.
In all honesty? I would have some 'alone' time. 
The hose.
I often wish I could be a woman for the day...just to have a day to play with boobs without being moaned at or slapped.
Rearrange my bits at half hourly intervals.
Lose the power of rational thought.
id dress up in my wifes clothes 
and slap some make up on
and slap some make up on
I would break a few hearts. 
PANIC!!!!
Why on earth would I ever want to be a man....I can do all I want being female and me.
Why on earth would I ever want to be a man....I can do all I want being female and me.
Get a BJ to see it they'r all they r cracked up to be.
quote:Originally posted by Irish-Princess:
Get a BJ to see it they'r all they r cracked up to be.
I would do what men do .............NOTHING!!!
Try and get off with all the gay blokes I fancy. 
quote:Originally posted by Sarum:
quote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:quote:Originally posted by Sarum:
Actually, whenever I read one of these questions, whether it's aimed at men or women, it always amuses me how many of the answers have something to do with sex.
As someone who's actually been there, I can promise you all that sex is the last thing on your mind...
quote:Originally posted by Sarum:quote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:quote:Originally posted by Sarum:
Actually, whenever I read one of these questions, whether it's aimed at men or women, it always amuses me how many of the answers have something to do with sex.
As someone who's actually been there, I can promise you all that sex is the last thing on your mind...
You what?!
quote:Originally posted by Irish-Princess:
You what?!
I what what?
quote:Originally posted by Sarum:quote:Originally posted by Irish-Princess:
You what?!
I what what?
Are you transgender? Or have I picked it up all wrong!
quote:Originally posted by Irish-Princess:quote:Originally posted by Sarum:quote:Originally posted by Irish-Princess:
You what?!
I what what?
Are you transgender? Or have I picked it up all wrong!
Yes, I am, and No, you haven't.
and lushquote:Yes, I am, and No, you haven't.
quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:and lushquote:Yes, I am, and No, you haven't.
Flatterer....
quote:Originally posted by Sarum:quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:and lushquote:Yes, I am, and No, you haven't.
Flatterer....
Tis my middle name
I'd like to take advantage of being able to wee standing up, and not worrying about toilet facilities especially at festivals, etc.
quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
I'd like to take advantage of being able to wee standing up, and not worrying about toilet facilities especially at festivals, etc.
Last year, I went to the Great Dorset Steam Fair...while I was there, a very pleasant (but slightly harrassed) young man spent 20 minutes trying to sell me a little plastic funnel called the "She-wee" ( this is it) , which, his sales patter insisted, would transform my life by allowing me to pee standing up.
I didn't have the heart to tell him why I was laughing the whole time.....
I'd like to go out and meet a nice girl and ask her out and then go AWOL for a week 
quote:Originally posted by Sarum:quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
I'd like to take advantage of being able to wee standing up, and not worrying about toilet facilities especially at festivals, etc.
Last year, I went to the Great Dorset Steam Fair...while I was there, a very pleasant (but slightly harrassed) young man spent 20 minutes trying to sell me a little plastic funnel called the "She-wee" ( this is it) , which, his sales patter insisted, would transform my life by allowing me to pee standing up.
I didn't have the heart to tell him why I was laughing the whole time.....
Oh brilliant!! That's so funny I've seen those she wee things, my mate who I went to glasto with last year had one cos she was 9mths preggers and it made it a lot easier but apparantly you tend to widdle down your leg if they're not on right.
I widdle down me leg without one
quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
I've seen those she wee things, my mate who I went to glasto with last year had one cos she was 9mths preggers and it made it a lot easier but apparantly you tend to widdle down your leg if they're not on right.
What really made me giggle was that, right next to the stall where he was selling them, they'd put up a big canvas enclosure with female urinals inside...so that you could test them out once you'd bought one...
quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
I widdle down me leg without one
I can recommend a really good urological surgeon...