You know everything!  I am going to change my name to Leon Trotsky to fool you!

Do it!

I would, but I can't be bothered finding a new profile picture.  Plus, I don't want to get killed by a pickaxe.

Battery eggs   Tesco is acceptable. *ding*

Trooobs!!! xxx

I know, poor yummy mummy.  To be honest I don't know why she even wants this perfect man if he's willing to consider Tesco/battery woman.

Hey Karma hows things? x

Yeah I'm good thanks Really,really good to see you

Maybe at some point she could see the light and fall in love with a nice man? I could be your ghost writer!

No, yummy mummy is destined to get with this man and find the perfect shoes.  It's chick lit, they all have to fight over some minging slagman just because he has a reasonably important sounding job, a nice-ish briefcase and male genitalia.  It's the law.

But not capitalism?

I'm taking a break from capitalism.  Capitalism didn't get me into Richard and Judy's book club.

Cheers Karma, likewise x

kmarx, you are so funny...

You are getting 2 free copies!

So you think your yummy mummy might have John McCririck's love child?  That would be a thrilling story line, and I would buy your book then.

I bet he has a lovely briefcase.

Nope.

But this I would buy!  

http://www.alexeisayle.me/  

Edited to say press the return to front page link on the error message. Bloody dog ate the page!

There have been a few interviews with alexei recently. What an amazing and interesting childhood! 

Signed?

Doubt it. He wouldn't dare risk his fraudulent claim to being K Marx being uncovered by a fake signature! 

bloody hell I saw troobs

 

Don't worry. I see tribbles when I've had a few! 

Is it finished yet KMarx. Have you started it?

I have 2 paragraphs. and I am the real K Marx.  Look at my beard.

I still want to be your part-time ghost writer. WoooOOOOooOOOOOooooohhhhh

Well you are the only ghost I've ever met so you're in with a good chance.

Oh right. Capitalism mentioned yet in those two paragraphs? and as for the beard......well if that's not proof enough

I am taking a break from capitalism and moving into chick lit.  It's all the rage these days. Hoping to get into the Richard and Judy book club.

For some reason I have just remembered the winter olympics

I see. One or the other of those is sure to pay off sometime

If it all fails I'm writing a cookery book.  Also hoping to get my own show on BBC2.

There was a ghost at the Winter Olympics?  Could it write?

Is your book listed for any awards???

Possibly. It wore a very sparkly costume!

Specialist?

My book has won some swimming certificates.

Ok....so, it's a cooking while swimming book then

I have a floating barbecue!