Any mention of Capitalism?

im not a yummy mummy but the shoe thing could be good.

No capitalism, just tofu, handbags and her high powered job in the Guardian's articles-about-upper-middle-class-women-and-their-boring-children section.

swap the shoes for a bottle of wine and it could be about me



'cept the ending

Does it include a flashback where a young boy empties a bag of flour down the toilet?

Sounds crap.  I'd buy it 

Yes, I imagine she will drink wine. Yummy mummies in search for men and shoes always drink wine.

Sounds more like the Sunder Times to me. The Grauniad is specialising elsewhere a ce moment la.

i take it all profits will be divided out amongst the forum ?

And I dont look so yummy right now in me trackers....But believe me I was teh secs about 4 hours ago



















trufax

Awwww, well maybe I'm not interested then

I'll do you a signed copy bateman.

The yummy mummy's child may empty a bag of flour down the toilet while she is busy writing a moving article about the breakdown or her marriage and/or this year's must have sandals.

That alone would make it a best seller surely Rawky?

We can dream

Ah! It is the sunder times.

ikataili, we need photographic proof!

Profits will be divided between everyone, after I have bought a new iPod and Sky+HD, obviously.

I thought I'd try a different genre, onetoo.  Chicklit just didn't sell when I started out so my stories about single 30 somethings just couldn't find a publisher.

and the yummy mummy will definitely work at the Guardian, okay?  She only drinks organic smoothies.

If it is full of pictures, then I am all over it.
Too many words and sentences and it a no from me.

Ive also realised that when I edit my posts they get even huger.  It makes no sense

It won't have many words, and it will have a lovely front cover.

That'll do then.... but will you sign it for me...?

Free signed copies for all!  See, I haven't forgotten my anti-capitalist message.

Great.... I'll take 10 copies.... they sound like a good *investment*

I cannot find the camera, and you're so missing out on my trackers

Does it have a ruggedly handsome hero called Dirk Bent in it?  if so sign me up for a copy

Yeah, I have to say, I quite like pictures too

Careful, not too many words. Although doodles are acceptable.

There has to be an evil character in there somewhere

The yummy mummy will have an evil love rival who eats battery eggs and shops in Tesco.

How about I sign it with a K and a smiley face?

I'm more likely to burn it in public.

Will it feature Groucho, Harpo and your other brothers?

No, it's not an autobiography.

I'll probably buy it..sounds like me, but not so yummy.

 Okay, I might not buy it then

Hello Trueblue.

Hiya

Grand to see you.

Hows things? you calmed down any?

Well I  am still fighting capitalism!

Aye I noticed that when I was having a quick browse through some threads. I can still spot you lol so I posted in here to be sure.