I wouldn't be going to meet a lion
Sprout posted:Baz posted:I know how Iād be up close and personal with a bliddy lion ......miles and miles away !
But you wouldn't be up close and personal with it then
Iād be as up close and personal as I ever want to be
My red recording light's on and I dunno what I'm recording
Sprout posted:My red recording light's on and I dunno what I'm recording
that sex show
Baz posted:Sprout posted:Baz posted:I know how Iād be up close and personal with a bliddy lion ......miles and miles away !
But you wouldn't be up close and personal with it then
Iād be as up close and personal as I ever want to be
Sprout posted:My red recording light's on and I dunno what I'm recording
Mine is on , but I know whatās recording
Baz posted:Touching it
I know
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:My red recording light's on and I dunno what I'm recording
that sex show
Shuddup you! that's three times you've mentioned it today....obsessed you are
Sprout posted:Shuddup you! that's three times you've mentioned it today....obsessed you are
you forgot you said you would record it
Instinct is to run though
Baz posted:No Ros would definitely want that
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:Shuddup you! that's three times you've mentioned it today....obsessed you are
you forgot you said you would record it
No I think I said I wouldn't record it
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:Shuddup you! that's three times you've mentioned it today....obsessed you are
you forgot you said you would record it
That one's tame though
Sprout posted:No I think I said I wouldn't record it
I know what you said lady
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:No I think I said I wouldn't record it
I know what you said lady
So do I
Sprout posted:That one's tame though
still, I'd be 500 yards away
Baz posted:He doesnāt look very trained to me
Do you think they'd let it anywhere near anyone if it wasn't
Baz posted:Poor woman
It's having a snack
Charlie looks right fecking tame...not
Baz posted:Exactly !
never trust a wild animal and never think it's tame
At least it's helped her a bit. She accepts it a bit more
Sprout posted:At least it's helped her a bit. She accepts it a bit more
Yes...l.
just washing my hands using a wipe
God Save the Queen
God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen;
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen.
Dame_Ann_Average posted:just washing my hands using a wipe
God Save the Queen
God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen;
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen.
PMSL!!
Dame_Ann_Average posted:just washing my hands using a wipe
God Save the Queen
God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen;
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen.
Donāt forget your nail beds
Oh jeez!
So don't go in to the woods then
Baz posted:
Donāt forget your nail beds
I won't...I'm singing happy birthday now and still scrubbing
and what's he gonna do if a moose charges
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:
Donāt forget your nail beds
I won't...I'm singing happy birthday now and still scrubbing
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
and what's he gonna do if a moose charges
Run like hell?
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:
Donāt forget your nail beds
I won't...I'm singing happy birthday now and still scrubbing
Sprout posted:Run like hell?
you can't outrun them
They're getting a kind of CBT
Sprout posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:
and what's he gonna do if a moose charges
Run like hell?
I donāt think you should run ......like he said about the other attack , if you run the animal thinks you are prey
I'm sneezing every seconds and I take it back my eyes don't water much...I can't see for tears
omg look at the bruising
Dame_Ann_Average posted:I'm sneezing every seconds and I take it back my eyes don't water much...I can't see for tears
Oh heck
I dont like it if anyone touches where the plate in my leg is , cos it feels very strange .....
Dame_Ann_Average posted:I'm sneezing every seconds and I take it back my eyes don't water much...I can't see for tears
Welcome to my world. My eyes are forever watering. Hay fever cold or whatever. I constantly am wiping them and have either a paper kerchief or kitchen roll to hand
Baz posted:
Oh heck
flipping always happens this time of year...I blame people planting crocus bulbs Bazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:
Oh heck
flipping always happens this time of year...I blame people planting crocus bulbs Bazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
You can see how uncomforatble they are and that's just actors
Baz posted:I dont like it if anyone touches where the plate in my leg is , cos it feels very strange .....
I have the same problem with the scar on my neck, it's nerve endings my was very painful for a couple of years and to this day can still make me jump if anyone accidentally touches it
Baz posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:
Oh heck
flipping always happens this time of year...I blame people planting crocus bulbs Bazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
That's got you told!
I have the same problem if I pass fields of oilseed rape in the summer
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:I dont like it if anyone touches where the plate in my leg is , cos it feels very strange .....
I have the same problem with the scar on my neck, it's nerve endings
my was very painful for a couple of years and to this day can still make me jump if anyone accidentally touches it
I think mine feels strange cos itās numb ....and Iāve still got a bruise there from where I fell down the stairs over 4months ago
Seymour's a fine specimen
Sprout posted:Baz posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:
Oh heck
flipping always happens this time of year...I blame people planting crocus bulbs Bazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
That's got you told!
I have the same problem if I pass fields of oilseed rape in the summer
Ive not planted any crocus
Sprout posted:Welcome to my world. My eyes are forever watering. Hay fever cold or whatever. I constantly am wiping them and have either a paper kerchief or kitchen roll to hand
I do know what it's like Pam, my day suffered dreadfully
Which fred after this?
Baz posted:Sprout posted:
Ive not planted any crocus
well, whatever you planted it's your fault
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:Sprout posted:
Ive not planted any crocus
well, whatever you planted it's your fault
Mostly daffs and hyacinths
Sprout posted:Which fred after this?
maybe the travel thread ?
Baz posted:Sprout posted:Which fred after this?
Trains m boats and planes ?
Baz posted:Snap Dame
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:Sprout posted:
Ive not planted any crocus
well, whatever you planted it's your fault
but they are used to humans and no they ain't gonna harm them, totally different situation
I love the way Americans say bananas. Like we say binarrnas. They say binanaz
Dame_Ann_Average posted:but they are used to humans and no they ain't gonna harm them, totally different situation
Exactly ......I have to admit it seems a bit staged
Sprout posted:I love the way Americans say bananas. Like we say binarrnas. They say binanaz
Baz posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:
Exactly ......I have to admit it seems a bit staged
it passed a hour....just moves freds
I'm fecking dizzy
Baz posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:I'm fecking dizzy
Me too
Baz posted:Poor bunny
yep and nearly easter
dameeeeeeebestie bazzy sprooty
Baz posted:Are we all here yet ?
no
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:Poor bunny
yep and nearly easter
Cruel....but funny
Rocking Ros Rose posted:dameeeeeeebestie bazzy sprooty
Rossssssssssssssssssss bestie, good night at the choir?
Baz posted:Cruel....but funny
soz
aww that poor bunny
To think I've got bloody loads recorded I could be watching......who mentioned shit again?
Sprout posted:To think I've got bloody loads recorded I could be watching......who mentioned shit again?
Well no one is chaining you down
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Rocking Ros Rose posted:dameeeeeeebestie bazzy sprooty
Rossssssssssssssssssss bestie, good night at the choir?
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dammeeeee yes good tonight dameee
Sprout posted:To think I've got bloody loads recorded I could be watching......who mentioned shit again?
Rocking Ros Rose posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:dammeeeee
yes good tonight dameee
fabulous
Woz, you're not having a snake!
at least she looks after her young