I wouldn't be going to meet a lion 
My red recording light's on and I dunno what I'm recording 
Sprout posted:My red recording light's on and I dunno what I'm recording
that sex show 
Baz posted:Sprout posted:Baz posted:I know how Iād be up close and personal with a bliddy lion ......miles and miles away !
But you wouldn't be up close and personal with it then
Iād be as up close and personal as I ever want to be
Baz posted:Touching it
I know
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:My red recording light's on and I dunno what I'm recording
that sex show
Shuddup you! that's three times you've mentioned it today....obsessed you are
Sprout posted:Shuddup you! that's three times you've mentioned it today....obsessed you are
you forgot you said you would record it
Instinct is to run though
Baz posted:No Ros would definitely want that
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:Shuddup you! that's three times you've mentioned it today....obsessed you are
you forgot you said you would record it
No I think I said I wouldn't record it 
That one's tame though
Sprout posted:No I think I said I wouldn't record it
I know what you said lady
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:No I think I said I wouldn't record it
I know what you said lady
So do I 
Sprout posted:That one's tame though
still, I'd be 500 yards away
Baz posted:He doesnāt look very trained to me
Do you think they'd let it anywhere near anyone if it wasn't
Baz posted:Poor woman
It's having a snack
Charlie looks right fecking tame...not
Baz posted:Exactly !
never trust a wild animal and never think it's tame
At least it's helped her a bit. She accepts it a bit more
just washing my hands using a wipe
God Save the Queen
God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen;
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen.
Dame_Ann_Average posted:just washing my hands using a wipe
God Save the Queen
God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen;
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen.
PMSL!!
Oh jeez!
So don't go in to the woods then
Baz posted:
I won't...I'm singing happy birthday now and still scrubbing
and what's he gonna do if a moose charges 
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:
I won't...I'm singing happy birthday now and still scrubbing
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
and what's he gonna do if a moose charges
Run like hell?
Sprout posted:Run like hell?
you can't outrun them
They're getting a kind of CBT
I'm sneezing every seconds and I take it back my eyes don't water much...I can't see for tears 
omg look at the bruising
Dame_Ann_Average posted:I'm sneezing every seconds and I take it back my eyes don't water much...I can't see for tears
Welcome to my world. My eyes are forever watering. Hay fever cold or whatever. I constantly am wiping them and have either a paper kerchief or kitchen roll to hand
Baz posted:
flipping always happens this time of year...I blame people planting crocus bulbs Bazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
You can see how uncomforatble they are and that's just actors
Baz posted:I dont like it if anyone touches where the plate in my leg is , cos it feels very strange .....
I have the same problem with the scar on my neck, it's nerve endings my was very painful for a couple of years and to this day can still make me jump if anyone accidentally touches it
Baz posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:
flipping always happens this time of year...I blame people planting crocus bulbs Bazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
That's got you told!
I have the same problem if I pass fields of oilseed rape in the summer
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:I dont like it if anyone touches where the plate in my leg is , cos it feels very strange .....
I have the same problem with the scar on my neck, it's nerve endings
I think mine feels strange cos itās numb ....and Iāve still got a bruise there from where I fell down the stairs over 4months ago
Seymour's a fine specimen
Sprout posted:Baz posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:
flipping always happens this time of year...I blame people planting crocus bulbs Bazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
That's got you told!
I have the same problem if I pass fields of oilseed rape in the summer
Ive not planted any crocus
Sprout posted:Welcome to my world. My eyes are forever watering. Hay fever cold or whatever. I constantly am wiping them and have either a paper kerchief or kitchen roll to hand
I do know what it's like Pam, my day suffered dreadfully
Which fred after this?
Baz posted:Sprout posted:
well, whatever you planted it's your fault 
Sprout posted:Which fred after this?
maybe the travel thread ?
Baz posted:Sprout posted:Which fred after this?
Trains m boats and planes ?
Baz posted:Snap Dame
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:Sprout posted:
well, whatever you planted it's your fault
but they are used to humans and no they ain't gonna harm them, totally different situation
I love the way Americans say bananas. Like we say binarrnas. They say binanaz
Baz posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:
Exactly ......I have to admit it seems a bit staged
it passed a hour....just moves freds
I'm fecking dizzy
Baz posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:I'm fecking dizzy
Me too
Baz posted:Poor bunny
yep and nearly easter
dameeeeeeebestie bazzy sprooty
Baz posted:Are we all here yet ?
no
Rocking Ros Rose posted:dameeeeeeebestie bazzy sprooty
Rossssssssssssssssssss bestie, good night at the choir? 
Baz posted:Cruel....but funny
soz
aww that poor bunny
To think I've got bloody loads recorded I could be watching......who mentioned shit again?
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Rocking Ros Rose posted:dameeeeeeebestie bazzy sprooty
Rossssssssssssssssssss bestie, good night at the choir?
dammeeeee yes good tonight dameee
Sprout posted:To think I've got bloody loads recorded I could be watching......who mentioned shit again?
Rocking Ros Rose posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:dammeeeee
fabulous
Woz, you're not having a snake!
at least she looks after her young