Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:I can't get this sand out me eyes!
err you're not actually there Vera
I was talking as the turtle would 
Sprout posted:I was talking as the turtle would
Ewwww!
Ooo er
Cumbriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
3 feet rain in a day 
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Cumbriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sprout posted:3 feet rain in a day
a puddle to us
One day to mate....bloody hell
Sprout posted:One day to mate....bloody hell
when I was married it was enough
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:One day to mate....bloody hell
when I was married it was enough
PMSL!!
Did you get a bottle of wine off Leeanne?
Sprout posted:Did you get a bottle of wine off Leeanne?
yes and a jumper 
and boots yesterday for you know what
Uh oh
Looks like you're only safe in a tree house!
Baloo
Sprout posted:Looks like you're only safe in a tree house!
no, a five star hotel penthouse suite
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:Looks like you're only safe in a tree house!
no, a five star hotel penthouse suite
Oh aye, and where do you get one of them in the jungle.