Not fussed is he 
snap
Sprout posted:Not fussed is he
nope, like getting your nails done
Measles in Samoa?
She's gone to meet it 
Sprout posted:Measles in Samoa?
she wants a ride
nope, I didn't like that
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:Measles in Samoa?
Just been reading on Twatter
Phantom pregnancy
Sprout posted:Phantom pregnancy
nah, she just put weight on over winter
That's weird
Sprout posted:That's weird
hang on I forgot to change channels
It's him with the voice again 
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:That's weird
hang on I forgot to change channels
am here now 
I can't get this sand out me eyes!
I was just telling Sajid Javid how much I despise him 
Sprout posted:I can't get this sand out me eyes!
err you're not actually there Vera
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:I can't get this sand out me eyes!
err you're not actually there Vera
I was talking as the turtle would 
Sprout posted:I was talking as the turtle would
Ewwww!
Ooo er
Cumbriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
3 feet rain in a day 
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Cumbriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sprout posted:3 feet rain in a day
a puddle to us
One day to mate....bloody hell
Sprout posted:One day to mate....bloody hell
when I was married it was enough
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:One day to mate....bloody hell
when I was married it was enough
PMSL!!
Did you get a bottle of wine off Leeanne?
Sprout posted:Did you get a bottle of wine off Leeanne?
yes and a jumper and boots yesterday for you know what
Uh oh
Looks like you're only safe in a tree house!
Baloo
Sprout posted:Looks like you're only safe in a tree house!
no, a five star hotel penthouse suite
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:Looks like you're only safe in a tree house!
no, a five star hotel penthouse suite
Oh aye, and where do you get one of them in the jungle.