I mean we've all seen what a twonk he is, and his fake relationship with his other dumb half Sophie will be over after the magazine deals!
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Certainly couldn't pull me! 
Not that he would want to.
Not that he would want to.
Of course he will. Chanelle, Chantelle and Daniel Lloyd will be lying in wait.
He gets uglier by the day, but them some women have no taste, so maybe he'll still manage it! 
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Of course he will. Chanelle, Chantelle and Daniel Lloyd will be lying in wait.
Ooh indeed! I forgot about them
quote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Of course he will. Chanelle, Chantelle and Daniel Lloyd will be lying in wait.
Ooh indeed! I forgot about them
I did of course mean Danielle Lloyd, Daniel Lloyd is a whole different ball game (scuse the pun)
he's another Billi Bhatti a grade A nob jockey
Just had a thought. Would Jordan go so low?
there will always be muppets out there that will date him ! look at sophie in the house! i bet there thousands just like her that tried to get in the house
Only a desperado or a slapper but that's they type he probably goes for anyway 
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Of course he will. Chanelle, Chantelle and Daniel Lloyd will be lying in wait.
Don't forget Imogen.
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Of course he will. Chanelle, Chantelle and Daniel Lloyd will be lying in wait.
Ooh indeed! I forgot about them
Charley might - think of the banter!!!
Unfortunately, busty bimbo blondes have very short memories.
He'll still find favour among certain women (see above) just as repulsive as he is.
Now, now. You're being too harsh on poor ole Kris. He'll still be able to pull a Christmas cracker with his dear old mum (unless she has fled the country).
quote:Originally posted by Poolshark:
I mean we've all seen what a twonk he is, and his fake relationship with his other dumb half Sophie will be over after the magazine deals!
Of course he will be able to pull. He will have queues of girls wanting to be seen with him, so they can then sell their story to the NOTW
