I am needed to drop houses on witches or to throw water over them and melt them
I just want to go home
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I just want to go home
Don't you mean "gurr hurrm"?
Because I'm here to go on a journey, in a rollercoaster etc. etc.
And I'm here to keep Lizzie on the straight and narrow
You're doing a brilliant job, so far, honestly........
It's cos I'm a parragon of virtue, eh?
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My boobs are so dangerous I've had to register them as dangerous weapons with the police and take them off when i go into airplanes y'know!
LOL well mine are so HUGE that when I go swimming in the sea , I have to inform the coastguard and supply my own lighthouse man and torch in case boats run aground on my cleavage...so there !
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because like, I dunno like, done nuffin bad like and like that like maybe
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well mine are so HUGE that when I go swimming in the sea , I have to inform the coastguard and supply my own lighthouse man and torch in case boats run aground on my cleavage...so there !
Mine are so huge they each have their own postcode!Reference:
Mine are so huge they each have their own postcode!
well, each of mine has their own embassy.... na na na na naaaaaaa .
I should be saved from forum eviction becauseâĶ Iâm quirky, I keep the energy levels of the forum high and Iâm not fake (unlike all the other FMâs)!!!
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Why should YOU be saved from forum eviction?
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Thanks, Marguerita!
I'm liking the ones about cleavages so big, they need a fence put round to stop smaller HMs from falling down them though..
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smaller HMs from falling down them though.
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boob wars
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As a penguin I don't have boobs
But I've got a fluffy belly you can tickle and crisps to share --------->
But I've got a fluffy belly you can tickle and crisps to share --------->
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Don't you mean "gurr hurrm"?
Yes! except I've now changed my mind for the upteenth time and want to stay!
Because i have wine.
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That made me larf!
And now it's made me larf back....I don't half write some crap on this place...same crap I am forever telling my nieces and nephews to keep out of my facebook innit do famo Add Reply
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