Guilty as charged
Not guilty, apart from cavorting with the enemy 
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Yes but was he found guilty or not guilty???....
Guilty....
take 'im dahn
*Adjusts wig and robe* Silence in the gallery.....Any more out bursts from certain FM's and they shall be removed from the thread some I may add will be found in contempt of court....*Clears throat* I suggest we have a brief adjournment while the prosecution gets snozzled prepares their evidence.
I'd take him down
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Guilty....
Please approach the bench.
oh.
bring 'im back up
bring 'im back up
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Please approach the bench.
*It was Marge*....Reference:
I'd take him down
I bet you would....
i'm trying to do the LUT, i'm drinking and i'm sweating BUT Ben and Keever are discussing Dave and Steve and everyone else (IMO ben is trying everyones bed out) the other HMS are on the sofa bitching about Ben, all in all they are all bitching about each other, in the words of the TOT P-ss off the lot of you i want to go to bed
(IMO ben is trying everyones bed out) the other HMS are on the sofa bitching about Ben, all in all they are all bitching about each other, in the words of the TOT P-ss off the lot of you i want to go to bed
*Taps fingers* Stonks I strongly advise you to keep your witnesses under control...JB you are now appointed court clerk.
Ben is just learning how the show works. Hes harmless and makes me laugh at times. He doesnt show agression as some of the others do and this will hold him in good stead will the viewing public, and hasnt got a nasty mouth.
Hes harmless and makes me laugh at times. He doesnt show agression as some of the others do and this will hold him in good stead will the viewing public, and hasnt got a nasty mouth. 
Oi!....we didn't have any closing arguments and the judge has sloped off....I reckon that it's a mis-trial anyway, whatever the hell happened and suggest that all here have another drink. Aimee can go to bed if she wants to however.....*Cheers.....hic*
Whoops! the judge has re-entered the court...everyone is recalled to the Bar....(down the corridor, turn left and it's first on the right)
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JB you are now appointed court clerk.
thats like official status right? a uniform and everfin?do i get to hurt people too??
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Taps fingers* Stonks I strongly advise you to keep your witnesses under control.
So sorry your Honour, I do not know what got into my client then..I shall give her more sherry next time....Reference:
thats like official status right? a uniform and everfin?
Brush and shovel in here. Reference:
Whoops! the judge has re-entered the court...everyone is recalled to the Bar....(down the corridor, turn left and it's first on the right)
Oooh cheers AKT I'll have a white wine....Reference:
Ben is just learning how the show works. Hes harmless and makes me laugh at times. He doesnt show agression as some of the others do and this will hold him in good stead will the viewing public, and hasnt got a nasty mouth.
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in the words of the TOT P-ss off the lot of you i want to go to bed
..thats contempt of court..Lee will have you for that....Reference:
Agreed..but back to sentencing...
He shall be given cream cakes and champagne to sweeten himself after being with Quivva
I'm still watching you lot
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Agreed..but back to sentencing...
If he is foud guilty, i recommend Comunity Service so he can learn more about the working class Your Honour.
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Oi!....we didn't have any closing arguments and the judge has sloped off....I reckon that it's a mis-trial anyway, whatever the hell happened and suggest that all here have another drink. Aimee can go to bed if she wants to however.....*Cheers.....hic*
Officer please show this FM to the holding cells which are located in the troll tank.Reference: Stonkssy
Oooh cheers AKT I'll have a white wine
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He shall be given cream cakes and champagne to sweeten himself after being with Quivva
Yeah, a witness for the Defence.
taking 'im dahn yonor sir mam
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Officer please show this FM to the holding cells which are located in the troll tank.
I didn't do nuffin your honourship...honest...I is innocent(well maybe that's stretching it a bit)Reference:
thats like official status right? a uniform and everfin? do i get to hurt people too??
Yes your uniform is the T-shirt the defendant was wrongly accused of stealing...Wear it with pride JB ....Hurting people?,I didn't hear that request so carry on.Reference:
taking 'im dahn yonor sir mam
Hang on there, sentence hasnt been passed yet. Guilty or not? 
'e 'as said'e wants to be hung
i 'as said , dont we all.
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Dave?..I thought they were mates but instead he's telling Keeva all what Dave told him about her earlier
Thats not how I read it, Ben was telling Keeva where Dave is coming from as he knows she doesn't like him, Ben doesn't agree with all of Dave's views....Ben just told Dave that he spoke to Keeva about their issues.Reference:
Yes your uniform is the T-shirt the defendant was wrongly accused of stealing...Wear it with pride JB .
Yeah, it stinks by now. Reference:
Hang on there, sentence hasnt been passed yet. Guilty or not?
GUILTY!!!!....Reference:
taking 'im dahn yonor sir mam
Haven't you heard of Fixadent young man?....Leave the thread secure your dentures in order to address the court in a proper fashion.Reference:
Thats not how I read it, Ben was telling Keeva where Dave is coming from as he knows she doesn't like him, Ben doesn't agree with all of Dave's views....Ben just told Dave that he spoke to Keeva about their issues.
It will all come out in the wash....
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Ben is just learning how the show works. Hes harmless and makes me laugh at times.
What a load of tosh. He is as clued up as any of them in there. He simply thinks a posh voice and cavalier attitude along with (what he sees as a charming bumbling facade) will win him through .....he's getting bitchier by the day. I cannot stand him TBH.