When the miserable old boot has never cracked a genuine smile in her life?
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It's not Ulrika is it?
D'oh.
D'oh.
Has Nadia given in already?
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Has Nadia given in already?
She appears to be lounging on the sofa like the queen of Sheba at the minute (no heeed, other than her own) 
she's a has been wannabe, the smile tis the only thing left in her armour
I can't fathom how she won Gel. She's soooooooooooooooo depressing.
Its Nikki's head you great big cream doughnut!!
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Its Nikki's head you great big cream doughnut!!
I know I noticed about 3 seconds after I pressed submit.I was momentarily confused by the ugliness of Preston shoes.
The title reminded me of the popular chanson, "Peter Reids got an effing Monkey's heed!"Reference:
The title reminded me of the popular chanson, "Peter Reids got an effing Monkey's heed!"
Whenever Angel did a poll on Ch4 that was always the last option 
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I can't fathom how she won Gel. She's soooooooooooooooo depressing.
Did you see it at the time? I remember she annoyed me a lot at the beginning but out of who was left I wanted her to win as it was great acceptance for her (with her op or whatever) and very emotional. I remember crying myself when she won! I always find it moving at the end when they have to face the outisde world after so long. (didn't this year for some reason!)However, this time round I'm not liking her at all. She seems far too cocky.
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Did you see it at the time? I remember she annoyed me a lot at the beginning but out of who was left I wanted her to win as it was great acceptance for her (with her op or whatever) and very emotional. I remember crying myself when she won! I always find it moving at the end when they have to face the outisde world after so long. (didn't this year for some reason!) However, this time round I'm not liking her at all. She seems far too cocky
Acceptance, op?Is there something I need to know about Ulrika-ka-ka-ka?
OMG Leccy I thought you were talking about Nadia!!! 
Scraggy is a miserable git,same as last time.Gawd knows who voted for her to win,I hope to hell she doesn't win this time round.
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OMG Leccy I thought you were talking about Nadia!!!
Hahaha I loved Nadia last time, I still quite like her now...but I dunno if it's my age but the screaming is annoying me now. I think Nadia was a worthy winner. Not miserable Ully though!
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Scraggy is a miserable git,same as last time.Gawd knows who voted for her to win,I hope to hell she doesn't win this time round
Nikki has got the most foldable face I've ever seen. She reminds me of a Neapolitan mastiff
Can that poor thing see? 
Yeah they can, they're right brutes though!Reference:
I can't fathom how she won Gel. She's soooooooooooooooo depressing.
she looked quite stunning when she first went in tho........ it's been the only time, gawd she looks like an old hag and is a complete borefest
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Yeah they can, they're right brutes though!
He needs a brow lift more than I do (I was looking in the vanity mirror in me Mams car today... you see every flaw in them) and noticed I need lipo under my eyebrows 
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complete borefest
Every time I hear her speak I zone out. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.Reference:
He needs a brow lift more than I do (I was looking in the vanity mirror in me Mams car today... you see every flaw in them) and noticed I need lipo under my eyebrows
I've just told facebook that I've just noticed dark prominent hair growing under my lower lip, I've got a f**kin goatee Reference:
I've just told facebook that I've just noticed dark prominent hair growing under my lower lip, I've got a f**kin goatee
I have a Mexian 'tache. And now I have fat eyebrows!
And I have two fanny hairs growing on me chin..hurrah for us hirsute ladies!
I think..
I think..
Oh Katty you have chin hair too??!! I feel like I've found a soul mate! I've had one hair that grows out of my chin for about 10 years now (I don't just let it grow - I do pluck it out) but I've never met another female with the same thing! *feels all warm*
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And I have two fanny hairs growing on me chin..hurrah for us hirsute ladies! I think.
I remember the night you got bopped on Ch4 for saying that Reference:
I have a Mexian 'tache. And now I have fat eyebrows!
Leccy
And me
And Katty
Karma, you said I could trust you with my personal photos!
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Karma, you said I could trust you with my personal photos!
I swear by the hairs on my chinny chin chin, I'm gonna blow your house in......
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Whenever Angel did a poll on Ch4 that was always the last option
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Oh Katty you have chin hair too??!! I feel like I've found a soul mate! I've had one hair that grows out of my chin for about 10 years now (I don't just let it grow - I do pluck it out) but I've never met another female with the same thing! *feels all warm*
Karma i have ONE as well - it gets plucked as soon as I can get hold of it! It's really coarse tho...... Reference:
I always voted for that one
And Cigs' always ended in aardvarks.Reference:
Karma i have ONE as well - it gets plucked as soon as I can get hold of it! It's really coarse tho......
Oh wow you too??! This is better than an AA meeting 
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I can't fathom how she won
yeah? .... it had me beat too 
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I remember the night you got bopped on Ch4 for saying that
I know! mind that was a third and final warning....
The other was for calling Carole... A rising behemoth!..
First one was for...can't even remember.
That was the end of Kattymieoww as a username.
I swear my two are growing out of the same follicle....bleedin' twins.I can't pluck them,it hurts too much.I just shave the buggers every day.
Oh she wisnae happy when her mug shot came up and was described as the oldest housemate and someone said Carole! Then no, this BB..Ulrika! Hee hee! She looked like she was sucking a lemon.
She looked like she was sucking a lemon.