Real, why are you sad you DIDN'T break it? Did you want to?
Pink babe! You norty lady!
Real, why are you sad you DIDN'T break it? Did you want to?
Real, why are you sad you DIDN'T break it? Did you want to?
Haz we beenz invaded by de Lolcats speek? 
It was dead weird last night online. it all went haywire for about 2 hours for me, and loads of other peoples facebook updates said similar things. What was that?
EVIL INTERNET TROLLS ARE TRYING TO KEEEL THE WHOLE OF THE INTERNETZ!
I blame that Ray!
Probably, or that pris, probably pris 
YES! IT WAS PRIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! We will blame him anywayz!
hes renowned for melting Internets
I am going to fake keeeeel him laterz!
It was dead weird last night online. it all went haywire for about 2 hours for me,
it was broked for me too
but all you and princy were bothered about was burger sauce or in princy's case any thing saucey at all 
where is ya chrimbo luv I ask ya 
>>>>>>>> off to hide the advent calender - that choccie is mine tonight 
all seems ok today again though
Burger sauce is a very important topic of conversation Mrs H wars have started over less no chance it mine *watches where she hides the chocolate...
no chance it mine *watches where she hides the chocolate.
<covers self in burger sauce>
<waits>
<waits>
*must resist obvious come back*
You wanted a lick innit? ADMIT IT!!
im saying nowt till you give me my shoe back
I have been sniffing it every night <blush> Coz I still can't find your pantz
*slap* *flounces, with a slight limp due to lack of shoe*
Mind you don't stub your toe on the way out<snigger>
Facebook iz broke for me today - WHO BROKE FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!
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Today at 4:01 AM (Edited: ) Facebook iz broke for me today - WHO BROKE FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!
MEEEEEEEEEEE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA