You need to get rid of yer ninja's blizzie 

Thanks for the advice. 

You're welcome ya tube  

Any ideologies you wanna give me?  

<-- it's a well kept secret

Who cares..

Geez wassup with you man? Was just tryin to put smile on your face

I did it.

With a lead pipe in the library?

Pah! That's amateurish.

Ok, with rolling pin in the roof space? ...... alliteration!

Alliteration? One thinks one needs to go and have lie down.

Okay, I'll admit.... I did.... well look at the time, off to bed with me.

My cousins younger "brother" is actually her son... It's all good now he knows all about it he's a young man of 26 now.Strict catholic family etc...don't ask!