Someone whose husband appreciates the 'lived in' look.

By that I mean the house, not me!

Well don't think we should swap then, I'm immaculate at all times, my house is like a show house

Are we talking fms?
if so then Mrs Jags...I've met Mr Jags..& I would...

If not..then..Dunno!...aren't any celebs I really take a shine to at the mo!

I wouldn't swap with anyone

Yeah, that's what I meant to say!

Vanessa Paradis

Jordyn Blum.

What are the options?

Anna Friel.  She's a lucky cow,  David Thewlis was made for  shaggin 

Susan Holmes

Can't see you and Eamon together somehow!  

I think Lacey would kill me if I touched Mr Holmes

tee hee!   

I wouldn't mind swapping with the Boobie

I think Edwina Currie had him for a while.  I'm not sure how she got on.  Did you see it?

Yes, I did.  I was extremely jealous.    I wish I could say that I had had John McCririck

Someone with a nice chatty handsome rich kind funny charismatic generous spontaneous happy husband. Shouldn't be hard to find

Mrs George Clooney.... if someone could arrange it please

Lol baz I will think about it

 Yeah, right Marg..... in our dreams

Hey baz and marg he's mine at least ten toenails of him anyway

What about Mr. Christian?!

Sharon osbourne, don't think ozzy would even know, and i could go in a sunny pool every day.

Anyone of the 'Getty's' or 'Rothschild's' then get them to rewrite their will, job done.

Camilla, then I could put in a few requests with the mother in law, organise a few public floggings, get some real good jewellery, mm think I'd suit a small tiarra. mm
plenty of free range food from the veggie plot, and wow the parties i could have at highgrove.

George Michael and his BF

awwwwwwww I thought you would have wanted to wife swap with me, or have you gone off him now you've met him

You can't choose both, unless you just want to be alone in their house!