Ooh you cheated!  I would have said him if I'd known would could pick from other years, thought it was just this motley crew.

Now we have to fight over him!

This year...easy...I'd fall head over heels for Dave cos he's a bit batshit and I'm like a batshit magnet

None of the blokes this series at all

Whatever happened to the hairy one?.Vanished off the face of the earth.

Shhhh! He's in my shed !

I think he might be in the 'amazing all star' thingy.

 I voted Conservative at the last election.To hell with benefit cheats and work shy layabouts!.

I wouldnt have a romance in the house - PERIOD (oh shit.... farmer giles is probably coming on as I type) - I'm so magnetic a bloke would wait 3 months for the pleasure

with myself cos of all the mirrors.

 Evening Slinki.I take it you've got him all chained up and the gimp gag in his mouth?.

Do you wheel him out when you want to a bit of rocking(AC/DC stylee)?.

 He'd fookin better not be.I want Jason and Victor.Maybe even (park cruising) Shahbaz.

I want Shell and her naked lawnmowering.

Nope, I liberate Dave Grohl for that ..

OTT sorry Hi Goury lovely to see you

 Nah.3 mins for you Barmy Army!.You is disrespectin yourself innit?.

oh gwaaaaaaaaarn then Gooooo - u twisted my sexy little arm dammit

 I liked him in his backroads tour of the USA thing.I wondered why i hadn't seen him on the telly recently.Too busy 'satisfying' the Slinkster.There's a man with his work cut out for him,i'll wager.

This thread has served its purpose. I have outed the open lust from some FM's for some very dodgy HM's. My work here is done. I thangew *bows*.

Awaits rapturous applause  

 Hello stranger!.Nice to see you,to see you -nice!.How y'doing?.

It's been a while since we last spoke.Nice forum you've got here.I'm sorry we never got the chance to say 'cheerio' over on C4.I've been over on DS since my permanent ban(near the end).
How are Hamish and ?.

Corin..(just so I could shove something in her mouth to shut her the fook up!!)

 I've booked us a room at the Bates Motel.Mother says 'hello'.

 'Love comes quickly in whatever you do,you can't stop falling-ooooh ooooh'!.My hands hurt with the ferocity of the applause.

I was sad about that I am fine thank you hope you are well too, I was off to bed and decided to have a quick look could not believe it when I saw you in this thread its great to see you again hope you will stay it is nice here,Hamish is fine thank you my lovely Angus got very ill and sadly had to be put to sleep,I am off to bed now so pleased to see you goodnight god bless

I've just had a consultation that didn't give me much hope, but I still have to go for a medical and justify why I can't work. Well, I could work if they find me something that I can do at home, for a year or two, until I kick the bucket.

Slinki  

Goooo - cant WAIT I luv all that sort of stuff
Col sweety - dont even get me started there FFS - I could rant on and on and ON and ON about that sort of stuff - this country is on its knees because of 'stuff'

Take a bow prom

 Likewise Marg.It's nice to catch up with my old C4 buddies again.Sorry to hear about Angus.I know how pets are like a family member,especially when you've had them a while.

All The Best.See you later.

 Oh.Sorry to hear that Cologne.

 OK then.I'll rig up the spy hole and sharpen my knife......'Mother!,blood mother!-blood!......'.

Yeah.Too many can work,won't work types going about.I know a couple of them.Their arrogance and contempt for fair play is astonishing.It has to be seen to be believed.

Goury, I've had years of worrying about it, at least I know now and I can channel my thoughts in other ways.

I do too, they seem to have it all sown up. Very strange, I'm fighting for every pound. I think some people are very switched on and know how to use the system, I don't.

 Don't know what to say Cologne.I guess sometimes a 'yes' or  a 'no' is far better than a 'maybe'.If you ever need a shoulder to cry on.I'd like to volunteer my services.

Cologne - its the people that know how to fleece the system that are commiting daylight robbery - like I said - dont get me started - it makes me bloody sick - there isnt the money there now that is actually  NEEDED because of 'this and that' (got to be careful here) - makes me fricking mad it does

 Yeah this is true.I know a couple of guys who take great pleasure in seeing me get up at 6.30 every morning,bursting my nuts for an ever decreasing standard of living.Whilst they have a lie in every morning, and consider it a real pain in the ass when they have to go to a interview for a job they have no intention of taking.

Thank you Goury, but I don't even know how to add you to my buddys so I can send you a pm.

 Don't worry about it.I haven't got a freakin clue how this place works.I can't even get an avatar for my profile.Even though i've followed all of the instructions.Not bothered really.A year and a bit on DS has taught me that(yes,they let me back on).

Gour I have been trying to find the live version of Thunderstruck for you ( best guitar solo of all time) I thought I had it but can't find it

 The needs of the lying bullshitters outweighs the needs of the genuine.Vast swathes of this country are an economic wasteland and have been for many years.People have developed a whole new set of 'morals'.'Screw you-i come first'.No wonder so many people in Scotland voted for Labour.Why throw away your paymaster?.Gordon Brown?.A disgrace to Scotland.
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