You can pick from any of the HM's that have been in the house this year. Speaking from a guy's point of view, if I went into the house and BB told me I had to get a romance going, looking at the sorry bunch of emptyheaded wannabe buffoons that have been in there so far I'd be trying to start a relationship with the toaster.
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Good grief, none of them.
My little ray of Sunshine.She could ask me to strip down to my pants anytime.'Bend over'....
The tree of temptation.... the witty sexy thing..
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The tree of temptation.... the witty sexy thing.
Sorry to disappoint you, but he and I are tying the knot, edited to d
say we're embarking on a new life together
None of them are worthy.
Titan
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Titan
I hear he can go all night.
id pass if thats ok, but id like to kick monk man in the gonads if thats ok too
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Sorry to disappoint you, but he and I are tying the knot, edited to d say we're embarking on a new life together
I suppose I will have to settle with the closet then.
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I hear he can go all night.
Oooohhh 
The Winner .
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I suppose I will have to settle with the closet then.
We'll give you out first twig
I would like to play Follow the Van with John James.
It would reach his googlies, before he realised it was a removal van.
It would reach his googlies, before he realised it was a removal van.
If any of my kids brought any of these house mates home for tea, I would spend time in prison.
That weird looking man in thebox, forgot the name Bob something?
Failing that the horse in the smoking area.
I'd rather poke my own eyes out with a shitty stick than go anywhere near any of those plonkers!
Failing that the horse in the smoking area.
I'd rather poke my own eyes out with a shitty stick than go anywhere near any of those plonkers!
Steve's artificial leg...when he's not attached to it of course.
I would with John James. But only for one night like 
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Oooohhh
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I would with John James. But only for one night like
Brazen hussy 
Ben. I know Goury and Blizzie will be opposed, but I likes him.
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Brazen hussy
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Oooohhh
His only request is for a can of WD40.For lubrication of vital working parts you understand?.You wouldn't want his bits seizing up on you would you?.Reference:
But only for one night like
30 seconds, I believe.
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His only request is for a can of WD40.For lubrication of vital working parts you understand?.You wouldn't want his bits seizing up on you would you?.
I take it you agree with Corin and her robot theory then. Reference:
Ben. I know Goury and Blizzie will be opposed, but I likes him
Hi Cologne.Not at all.I was a big fan of Ben.I normally hate snooty types.But Ben was a real grower on me.I was well pissed off when he got booted out.Reference:
Hi Cologne.Not at all.I was a big fan of Ben.I normally hate snooty types.But Ben was a real grower on me.I was well pissed off when he got booted out.
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I take it you agree with Corin and her robot theory then.
I am not familiar with the silicone enhanced one's theory.That she is a robot herself?.I wouldn't be surprised at all.
The duvet. or Bob Brighter
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I am not familiar with the silicone enhanced one's theory.That she is a robot herself?.I wouldn't be surprised at all.
Oh, I don't know Goury, she said something about a robot when Josie was talking about John James. Who knows, who cares? I love it when you come on because you make me see how stupid all this is without ramming it down my throat. Reference:
His only request is for a can of WD40.
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you make me see how stupid all this is
Yeah Cologne.We've all got our favs and that.But at the end of the day it's just a gameshow(sadly in it's dying days).They're all media whores in there.Every last one of them.Trying to make a fast buck.I don't blame them.If i was a doley/student/legless-i'd be doing the same myself.Reference:
I happen to have several cans of that in my garage
It's handy for all sorts of things.I like the smell as well.
Nobody - might be tempted by the tree though - its the gruff sexy voice
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Nobody - might be tempted by the tree though - its the gruff sexy voice
Oi Ros, look above he's spoken for
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its the gruff sexy voice
Not his big root then?.Reference: cologne
Ben. I know Goury and Blizzie will be opposed, but I likes him.
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Why would I care, if you want to romance him?
It was a joke Blizzie, because Goury, you and I don't share his policies. 
Siavash 
No romance tho, just a one nighter then kick his arse out before he got comfy
No romance tho, just a one nighter then kick his arse out before he got comfy