Ben
Corin
Andrew
Jo

Ben
Corin
Sam

Dear God.....none of them

i'd go for a coffee with dave.....dressed as satan.....i'd go for a coffee with john james.then order some chips and fry them in his hair........

I would take my mother who is in a wheelchair to have coffee with Dave ,in his wheelchair.

ben or corin

Sam, Corin and Ben. I'd also go for a coffee with JJ and Dave in a nice cafe out of the way and hide a revolver beneath the latrine in a Godfather stylee and, well, I'm sure you can guess what happens next...

PML!

oh prom

I'd rather have caffeine withdrawal symptoms (In RL I bluddy well have but that's another story!).  Anyway, the thought of coffee with any of them leads me swiftly to the nearest pub.

Prom...

Corin
Ben
Andrew

Jo and Corin, preferably somewhere pretensiously posh like Brown's of Picadilly, where Corin could outrage all the snobs with her loud voice

You need a  cloakroom attendant 

Hmm... would this be a coffee anywhere where i might be recognised?

Would you need your jaws wired together first?

@ you lot!

I couldn't stand Corin's voice or the way she speaks for more than 10 minutes face to face. It does my nut in

  I can`t breathe spongey and it`s all your fault! Thanks.

Depends who's paying!    

Lyons Corner House with Ben,(for a bit of class) Asda cafe with Corin(so we could later suss out the George gear)

I'd meet them all in the same place (drive thru at MacDonalds) - just to see who would turn up or who would think it was beneath them. There's a lot to be said about meeting locations

Coffee and chat about the news: Andrew
A short lunch with his friend (some Arab Sheik) paying and I don't have to visit his house or do any of the lazy gets washing up OR listen to him slagging the rest of my friends off: Ben (SHORT lunch)
A nice light-hearted natter over a bacardi or two while we have a giggle about BB or something:Corin.
A hog roast where Dave is the hog,a paralympian hunk turns the spit ever so slowly as Dave slowly fries whilst still talking, I throw chips and stale bread buns at him.  Erm...Dave.
Oooh I've bored meself now...I cant even be arsed to think about the rest of them.

Oh no, Jo, I could have a girly lunch and shopping trip with her (I am NOT seeing what the rest of you see, I think she's lovely.  I really think she's a nice down to earth lady, a bit self-help-read-a-few-new-age-books...but, blimey! Nit picking?)

The end (Karma I have bored myself with that, feel free to snooze through reading it)

I'd agree with that, I'm liking her more and more.

Please can I come to that party.Ill bring the wine.

And the tea hits the screen

Urghhh, imagine the SMELL...

She's nee bother is she Deman? I'm a bit confused by the Jo hatred, she looks like easy company to me.
Bring wine and bring white spirit (we need those flames HIGH!*)
*I have just secured my place in hell (again)
In fact, scratch the paralympian hunk, I have just the wheelchair basketball playing hotty in mind (No not Steve!) 

Me too, Leccs. Strong-minded but sensitive as well. I'd rather have a chat with her than most of them.

 And all the while you're saying 'Are you feeling the glory now you twat?' 

http://www.antrimtimes.co.uk/f...casts-off.5802755.jp

Hello! (and he has a lovely Irish accent too)

Can't find a decent pic though Trust me in r/l (well on telly!) he is swoony.

I'd ask him that question after I've poured alcohol over his bits and held them over the open fire

 

No other HM has ever made me feel so murderous.  I'm now reading posts in the league of gentlemen "we didn't burn him!" voice

I think Jo is great and I would love to know what she has done to earn the rather juvenile title "fake".
Yes she likes that daft nickname cougar but the more I see of her, the more I am convinced that was just a g mmick,
I would propably only be able to tolerate a coffee with her .. oh and Corin as well.

Ben, Corin, may be Jo.

Ben definitely and maybe Andrew.  That's it really.

Only Ben.  He would make me laugh and would be great company.

Ben Corin or Jo