Cosmo!

I'm not allowed to discuss sausages, chicks, cups, fingers of fudge, or me bowels.

(It's daytime in Seattle )

Reference:
Silent discussions it is then!

So sorry you're poorly but really pleased to see you. 
On your behalf I shall avoid all saveloys and hot dogs until further notice.

I'm alreet. I have me duvet, me lappy, Family Guy seasons 1-6 on dvd and a 6 pack of salt and vinegar crisps.

Lovely to see you too cupcake

now that can't be good for your bowels

Rawky, vinegar cures all ails.  Didn't your granny tell you?
And besides, crisps don't count - they're 'nibbles'.  Tupps needs a comforting nibble at times like this.

I'm getting salts! And they taste a whole lot better than that Diaorlytiwotsit.

And.. we are not allowed to discuss me bowels..

Yeah but 6 packs worth? Throw a banana in there and I'll be happy.......Why does everything I say sound so rude?

What girl can resist....?

It depends on whether you're wearing a tie or not. And a hanky in your top pocket.

Are we allowed to discuss 'nanas?

I've never been able to resist a 6 pack.. although I'm more used to getting a tinny and a straw.

Is that when you're Down Under?  If you stick a 'nana in it, it could be a cocktail.

oh yes.. with one of those little umbrellas..

that's one in the eye