Mikhail Gorbachev 

Brendan O'Carroll

Joanna Lumley

David Niven

David Bowie

Judi Dench

Julie Walters

Denzi Washington 

Jeffrey Deaver

Patricia Cornwell

Dame, Julie Walters was to be on my 2nd list.  I've loved everything she has ever done.  Jeffrey Deavers is a good 'un too.

Ditto for me too

I love her too Aquarius..... some of them intrigue me and some entertain me, I'd be a happy camper 

and Denzil  

I'd love to have dinner with my mum and dad, as well as the Marquis de Sade, that Thatcher biach, Mark Twain and Wolfgang Amadeus.

Ooooh yes.....he will most definitely have some interesting stories!!!! I may add him to mine too!

ohhhhhhhhhhh, I can't decide ...

obviously Paul Young *drool*

maybe Victoria Wood - or there is another female comedian around atm who is really funny, but I can't remember her name, and Victoria Wood did tell my favourite joke of all time ("your worst moment is being in the throes of labour and looking out of the window to see a coach go past with Anethatists Outing on the side of it" ... I'd just given birth at the time, I'm not sure if I laughed or groaned!!)

Maybe Maggie in the early days (not a popular choice on here I know, but would be fascinating)

Bill Gates - but Bill Gates back in the '70s when he was all young and enthusiastic and we all had no idea what he was talking about

I'll ponder the rest - I have a very big forum table

I'd love to have a drink and a smoke with ...

Richard Briars

Tom Conti

Benard Cribbins

Michael Bentine

Brian Cant

Gentlemen, one and all - and full of stories, i'm sure

This is my 2nd List....there could be many more too.

Julie Walters because I've loved everything she's ever done (and my friend has met her and says she's really down to earth and with no airs and graces)

John MacEnroe cos he's entertained me no end over the years ~ I even love him commentating.

Chris Rock cos I laugh my socks off at his cheeky/forthright humour (no political correctness in his book)

And Stevie Gerrard purely and simply because he's hot hot HOT!!

Oh god...I love The Cribbens....he can come to mine too.....I've rented Buck House so there is plenty of room!!

Oh Renton ~ Tom Conti *swoon*.

I love him but as its an all male night I can't gatecrash.  Never mind, I'll carry on swooning.

this is very easy - I would have my dearly departed mother and father - it would be fabulous to be able to spend one more meal with them 

You can come, silly

Aww fankyoo

If we can have a second list, I'd like

Madame Tussaud (she started out with her dad a few years before the French Revolution.

Robbespiere

The knitting woman beside the guillotine

Marie Antoinette

The Scarlet Pimpernell.

Nice one cologne.  Have as many dinner parties/guests as you like.

There's so many people I would love to meet that I might be still going come xmas

  That's lovely Jet

I'd only want people I really like/have admired for various reasons 

Tony Benn

Maya Angelou

Bob Geldof (Can't help it, fell in love with him circa 1976!)

Dawn French

Ruud Gullitt (if he's busy then Pep Guardiola could maybe stand in, or, if they could both make it, maybe I could manage an extra seat)

Meryl Streep

George Clooney

My twin sis

And, honestly,two or three fm from here 

I might not be able to make it Super, ok

Have a lot of PM's to read

Never mind, I know you must be busy.... you could maybe nip over to Shields and send Sarah Millican? Alternatively one of those Charlton brothers, Malcolm MacDonald or Sting? Oooo or T Dan Smith, he'd be interesting.

Extends table and sets a few more places!

Jock Stein. Now that was a manager!

The Dalai Lama - cause he's so smiley  . ( I'd serve veggieburgers and make him one with everything .)

John MacLean, would love to hear what he thinks of the way Scotland is today ( and hear the speech he made in court ) 

Marc Bolan.  Just to look at ( well, maybe gaze adoringly at ) 

Frida Kahlo , to find out why the hell she remarried Diego Rivera.

Susan Sarandon, just cause there's something about her I like .

Slinki, Susan Sarandon!  Yes, yes, yes.  I know what you mean about her.

Great actress but you also get the sense that she's a great person too.

Jock Stein and the Dalai Lama.....I just got to get an invite to this one.

George Clooney.

I'll have a little think about who I'd have another night. 

Now HE would last you all night long

Dress code's formal Aquarius ! ( that means posh jammies!) 

Exactly. 

With his fabulously solid body of experience, I could delight in his intercourse for hours. 

Jammies ~ you're my kind of girl

You just made me splutter my coffee all over the keyboard

Top form Blizz!

List one:

Grace Kelly

Elizabeth Taylor

Marilyn Monroe

Jesus

Audrey Hepburn

Samantha Brick

ohh what fun, what fun

List two:

Janet street Porter

Ivana Trump

Jenny Eclaire

Jo Brand

Keith Lemon

Harry Hill

 Imagine the carnage!

All those jellus wimmin, trying to get Jesus' attention, whilst he only has eyes for the Brick! 

 I love your first list... Gyps you minx!

From your #2 list,  Jo Brand and Janet Street Porter would be fantastic guests too.

I think I would like to add Les Dawson to my list, as he was so funny. Also his diaries revealed him to be a very clever and deep thinking man.

two great lists Gypsie, wouldn't mind being a guest at either one of those.

aww samanthy brick is a gem   Poor jesus, i wonder how he would cope!  Really good thread xx

I think he would cast the brick first , or something like that  

Or call her Peter and build his church on her.

I think I'll add David Tennant to my list - he looks in need of a good meal so I'd like to give him one

One what Avalon 

Sorry, I couldn't resist