Black and white checked trousers are making me think of chef's trousers. What about the Swedish chef from the muppets? You'd need a moustache.
Well, if I didn't shave for a week!!
But is it fictional? As in bookish?
No. It's a muppet.
Just like me.
Cruella DeVille - you could be very glam with that!
Jessie (Toy Story)
Ohhhhh, I could 
I could pack half my head with talcum powder.
But ... what if it rains?
Is anyone taking me seriously 
Mrs Doyle from Father Ted or Mrs Overall from Acorn Antiques
Not very glam, sorry.
Mrs Brown 
She's the batty old actress from Sunset Boulevard Rexi ....the one who says I'm ready for my close up Mr DeVille 
Batty old actress ... I'll give it due consideration Rog!
This really does make you think.
There aren't that many iconic heroines in literature are there? Especially not heroines in check trousers
Maid Marion?
Has anyone said that??
Mrs Doyle from Father Ted or Mrs Overall from Acorn Antiques
Not very glam, sorry.
Just no. Okay
Are your trousers Katherine Hepburnish?
Holly Golightly?
Bette Davis's character in Guess who is coming to dinner...you could drop a false eye under someone's napkin 
Not films ... fictional. Books.
*sigh*
can't you get a taxi instead of a bus? then you can go with one of the great choices already said
On the scale of helpful posts this ranks ... well, you know
Black and white checked trousers are making me think of chef's trousers. What about the Swedish chef from the muppets? You'd need a moustache.
Well, if I didn't shave for a week!!
But is it fictional? As in bookish?
No. It's a muppet. Just like me.
This really does make you think.
There aren't that many iconic heroines in literature are there? Especially not heroines in check trousers
Jayne Eyre, Lady Chatterly and that's me done
Mrs Doyle from Father Ted or Mrs Overall from Acorn Antiques
Not very glam, sorry.
Mrs Brown
Ace!
This really does make you think.
There aren't that many iconic heroines in literature are there? Especially not heroines in check trousers
No.
I'm all
Bette Davis's character in Guess who is coming to dinner...you could drop a false eye under someone's napkin
Not films ... fictional. Books.
*sigh*
oh
Lady Chatterly... I already posted that, Moll Flanders, or tie dye a grey sheet and go as 50 shades 
Maid Marion?
Has anyone said that??
I think I rejected it way back there Rents 
Bette Davis's character in Guess who is coming to dinner...you could drop a false eye under someone's napkin
Not films ... fictional. Books.
*sigh*
oh
Lady Chatterly... I already posted that, Moll Flanders, or tie dye a grey sheet and go as 50 shades
OMG ... that's it. Seriously, that is it. I shall dress all in grey, get a whip from somewhere, eye shades, handcuffs ... yes, yes, yes.
Sorted.
And now imagine me on the bus!!
Bette Davis's character in Guess who is coming to dinner...you could drop a false eye under someone's napkin
Not films ... fictional. Books.
*sigh*
oh
Lady Chatterly... I already posted that, Moll Flanders, or tie dye a grey sheet and go as 50 shades
OMG ... that's it. Seriously, that is it. I shall dress all in grey, get a whip from somewhere, eye shades, handcuffs ... yes, yes, yes.
Sorted.
And now imagine me on the bus!!
I thought it was a pretty easy option, even though I said it myself
Cut of trousers - flat shoes - straw hat - Becky Thatcher (Tom Sawyer)
Nurses outfit - Nurse Ratchet - One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.
David Cameroon
I thought it was a pretty easy option, even though I said it myself
Well, of course I wouldn't have even thought of that book 
But I know it's one of your favourites
Go chain yourself to some bloody railings and say you couldn't go cos you chose to be a Suffragette!!!!
*storms off* 
David Cameroon
Talk me through the outfit EC ...
I thought it was a pretty easy option, even though I said it myself
Well, of course I wouldn't have even thought of that book
But I know it's one of your favourites
I swear on my life I've not read one single word of it 
I have however read some other rude ones
Cut of trousers - flat shoes - straw hat - Becky Thatcher (Tom Sawyer)
Nurses outfit - Nurse Ratchet - One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.
I will Google this one
David Cameroon
Talk me through the outfit EC ...
just stick a Dick Emery doll on your head
Go chain yourself to some bloody railings and say you couldn't go cos you chose to be a Suffragette!!!!
*storms off*
But I want to go ... there's food, and dancing and everything
David Cameroon
Talk me through the outfit EC ...
just stick a Dick Emery doll on your head
Oh you are awful ...
David Cameroon
Talk me through the outfit EC ...
Forget the suit, try relaxed and chilled David.
David Cameroon
Talk me through the outfit EC ...
just stick a Dick Emery doll on your head
Oh you are awful ...
and you could do his walk at the end of the night...the one were he trips in the heels
I thought it was a pretty easy option, even though I said it myself
Well, of course I wouldn't have even thought of that book
But I know it's one of your favourites
I swear on my life I've not read one single word of it I have however read some other rude ones
Well, I'm certainly not going as Debbie (from Dallas fame)
David Cameroon
Talk me through the outfit EC ...
Forget the suit, try relaxed and chilled David.
Ermmmm, just because I live in Oxford doesn't mean that I look like him!!
Well, I'm certainly not going as Debbie (from Dallas fame)
On a serious note, have you got a budget and anything you particularly want to avoid?
On a serious note, have you got a budget and anything you particularly want to avoid?
The remit is glamourous in black and white check cropped trousers
On a serious note, have you got a budget and anything you particularly want to avoid?
Leave it alone EC
The woman's possessed
On a serious note, have you got a budget and anything you particularly want to avoid?
Budget - I don't want to spend a lot on things I won't use again ... but I don't mind spending as much as it needs if it's stuff that I can wear again (and again)
Avoid - lots of face make up as it might be hot, and it's a long day. Short skirts. Silky, clingy fabrics. Obvious 'fancy dress hire shop' outfits.
On a serious note, have you got a budget and anything you particularly want to avoid?
The remit is glamourous in black and white check cropped trousers
You've got it sooz - at last, someone understands me
On a serious note, have you got a budget and anything you particularly want to avoid?
Leave it alone EC
The woman's possessed
Just because you tried ... and failed
