It takes one to know one profile.

As for your comment futher up, I have now idea what you are talking about. I only mentioned Britain, not British. 

French wine isn't what it's cracked up to be, I know, I've lived there long enough to try some of it.

PS. You seem to be the humourless pair of plums as you only have one response to any of my posts, being offensive. Night, night.

Night xx

Night K

 You keep the s**t to a different forum.

Pwned.  

Bit of choccy anyone?

Glass of wine?

*opens tesco half price of the day*

I'm not sure whether to be worried or not.....


My merchant, having had me note a wine - a Cotes du Rhones white - was unsually old - said, "just take it, yours if you want it".

My offy is giving me freebies....

Nice, but he may want me dead. 

pahh to death,, its FREE !!! have it !!!!

I did not decline 

*holds out glass*

lol,      

What kind of fooker has a wine merchant?

You know what we have? We have Asda, before that we had Ted.  Ted ran/run (?) Happy boozing shopper costcutzboooze...or whatever it was called.  The lambrini was stacked high and proud and sometimes the dry roasted peanuts were on special.  He always chatted about the weather when Mr L bought his LCL.

Welcome to my life Profile, welcome to my BLOODY LIFE!

Piss orf, Lax 

My buying is severely curtailed atm....

But they are lovely people.  I was well hacked off.  There was a bottle of Latour lurking that we could have opened.  Tapped on an extra 20 quid but I was in - I've never tasted it.  Not enough takers though. 

Seriously though, I drink a lot off drosssssss...



Not fucking Lambrini though 

right well im off to bed. fanks for the wine night leccy and profile

Christ no, me either, I'd rather have thunderbird or some other monstrosity from 1990 than lambrini, it BURNS going down.  Jesus, it's like punishment.

Night Gyps

Sounds like a 1980s aftershave.

Latour is my little Holy Grail.  And Romanee Conte.


But you're right, they do sound like cheap aftershave.  

Actually, I really don't like wine.

For a semi dipso I am remarkably parky when it comes to booze.

"parky".   Is that Northern?

Ooooh yeah. I keep forgetting. It's like "picky"...or "fussy" but specifically about food or drink.

It's probably Viking or summat most of our words are

See, I'd now say do you drink vodka or gin or owt?  But then I'm parky about that too....

Zubrowka Vodka

Hendricks Gin

Sorted aahahahahahhahahahha


i'm drinking corner shop vod with ginger beer right now, btw.  An lime right enough. 

I buy all my wine at Costco, unfortunately £2000.00 of it is given away to clients at Christmas, which for a great number of years now has been un-Tax deductable. Me personally I like a 3 litre box of Country Manor Perry diluted 50 50 with water.

I buy my Krug @ Costco. 

Gin tastes like plants. Leave well alone.

Vod, well I have sampled some reet lovely stuff that slipped down like a silk quilt (hacksherly Saz Bomb once brought over some proper Russian stuff courtesy of her ex fella's folks...even the bottle was sexy...) but I'm afraid that even value brand hits my spot.  My brother usually gets me the black label Smirnoff for high days and holidays and I am sufficiently impressed by that to be well grateful.  I am mostly very cheap,  parky only in that I don't touch liqueurs, cocktails, anything creamy, sweet, fizzy...but yeah...vodka...old man style cider...and white rum/dark rum..I'm all over like a rash.

I quite like oranjeboom lager (I don't even have any idea what kind of lager that is) brandy is ok in small doses as is cointreau...after that nowt. Literally nowt.

I convince myself I'm just picky...but I'm just a massive pleb TBH

Depends on what is nearing it's OOD date!...eh!..

Ooooh Chunderbird!   I had forgotten about that stuff.

I put about a third of my secsual 'education' down to chunderbird!

Deleted cos I cant be arsed.

WTF happened here?

Profile, thanks for sorting out my wine problem for me and for doing a thread so I'd see it

Evening assorted tipplers

You know what? You're right Veggie. Gonna delete my retort cos not only does it ruin the purpose of this thread but it's not worth the hassle.

Wasn't having a dig at you Karma

I was going over my notes tonight - they need typed up at some point.  One of them said, "....[smells like] a big waft of vomit straight up the nose - but not in a bad way......."

You are one sick puppy.  You know that?  Sick

And feck David Cameron right off, you better not be Jilly Goolden!

Stop stereotyping me.  Reported!!!11!``1¬!!!!!¬``121222!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Just because you like lumberjack's armpits and have a blonde perm

We all have our crosses to bare.  

At least you aren't Keith Floyd

I am in fact Delia Smith and you are Johnny Depp.  We may both claim our five pounds. 


I once told someone at a tasting that a particular vino was "fucking shit".  And that whoever made it "should be thoroughly ashamed and probably shot - along with his pets".

Turns out I was talking to the winemaker. 

Don't be be mean to the poor Cliff Richard