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Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
 

It used to infuriate my kids that i knew what they were going to get up to before they knew it themselves 

But they still don't believe that their blue eyed parent ever did .....IT......

I dunno how old your kids are but mine are under no illusion.

The eldest rings up and asks if I'm still sleeping with a grandfather 

To embarrass him I say that I am and that I've got the sex aids to prove it.

they can do wonders with those mechanical beds nowadays eh?

The pulleys can be a bit of a pain.  But it's ok, we've got a gallon of Duckhams hidden next to the chamberpot

you were a girl scout weren't you?

Kaffs
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
 

It used to infuriate my kids that i knew what they were going to get up to before they knew it themselves 

But they still don't believe that their blue eyed parent ever did .....IT......

I dunno how old your kids are but mine are under no illusion.

The eldest rings up and asks if I'm still sleeping with a grandfather 

To embarrass him I say that I am and that I've got the sex aids to prove it.

they can do wonders with those mechanical beds nowadays eh?

The pulleys can be a bit of a pain.  But it's ok, we've got a gallon of Duckhams hidden next to the chamberpot

you were a girl scout weren't you?

Bet she didn't get the yellow trefoil though 

FM
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
 

It used to infuriate my kids that i knew what they were going to get up to before they knew it themselves 

But they still don't believe that their blue eyed parent ever did .....IT......

I dunno how old your kids are but mine are under no illusion.

The eldest rings up and asks if I'm still sleeping with a grandfather 

To embarrass him I say that I am and that I've got the sex aids to prove it.

they can do wonders with those mechanical beds nowadays eh?

The pulleys can be a bit of a pain.  But it's ok, we've got a gallon of Duckhams hidden next to the chamberpot

you were a girl scout weren't you?

Bet she didn't get the yellow trefoil though 

I think she did - she told me she got cream for that!

Kaffs
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
 

It used to infuriate my kids that i knew what they were going to get up to before they knew it themselves 

But they still don't believe that their blue eyed parent ever did .....IT......

I dunno how old your kids are but mine are under no illusion.

The eldest rings up and asks if I'm still sleeping with a grandfather 

To embarrass him I say that I am and that I've got the sex aids to prove it.

they can do wonders with those mechanical beds nowadays eh?

suzybean
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
 

Bet she didn't get the yellow trefoil though 

According to Kaff, I've got the cream for it.

(What the heck are you two talking about?????) 


don't kid us.. I just know you were the kind of girl who'd end up with a dose of the yellow trefoil....

 

*runs away to bed*

 

n'night ya nutters

Kaffs
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
 

Bet she didn't get the yellow trefoil though 

According to Kaff, I've got the cream for it.

(What the heck are you two talking about?????) 


don't kid us.. I just know you were the kind of girl who'd end up with a dose of the yellow trefoil....

 

*runs away to bed*

 

n'night ya nutters

LMAO!     all 

FM
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:

!  Nutters!

 

I missed the aertex knicker party ! Sitting here catching up and laughing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Me too .......I had a re visit of the visitors from HELL - Friday night till Sunday morning - they bought their mum my SiL with them. I must have made them to comfortable at Chez Woo last time.


This looked like a lot of fun 



Me - I'm 55 (soon 56) married for 36 years - three kids 29, 31 and 33. And ........................quite possibly the greatest grand kids in the world aged 10 and 4. If Heinekken made grand kids - you get the idea 



Oooh and - I am one very, very besotted Nan.

Soozy Woo
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

note for the over 50's 

 

 

do not sit in the figure four position with your leg tucked under you for any length of time! I've just nearly necked myself going to the loo when my knee gave up 

Oh God that made me laugh 

 

I'm in my late (about as late as you can get) 30s. Five kids, and not counting! I married my best friend's cousin so she returned the favour and married my brother...so our children are both first and second cousins.

Lots of twins in my family, my mother came after 2 sets and my husband's late father was an identical twin to my sister-in-laws/cousin-in-law (as explained above), I'm the first in my generation to have a set.

I'm currently semi-retired, although it's officially called maternity leave. 

My brain has finally gone into melt down  - if I read that again, I'll never recover.

It's quite simple really:_

 

One parent of each family is cousin to the other - so the children are 2nd cousins.

However the other parent of each family are brother and sister, so the children are 1st cousins as well.

 

The paternal grandfather of Suzy's children is identical twin to one of the maternal grandparents of her brother's children.

 

Suzy's mother has at least 4 siblings, who are two sets of twins.

 

And finally Suzy has, or is due to have, twins herself.

 

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing
Last edited by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
May I refer you to my previous answer? 58, married for 37. One and three.

I think you've forgotten to credit the generation that gave you the one and three (year old grandkids) 

 

Not that it matters, my mum always says she'd love to have grandchildren without having the children part.

Is it not one CHILD and three GRANDCHILDREN?

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
 

Bet she didn't get the yellow trefoil though 

According to Kaff, I've got the cream for it.

(What the heck are you two talking about?????) 

You'd know if you were a Brownie/Girl Guide 

I was a brownie AND a Girl Guide....and I have no idea.

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

note for the over 50's 

 

 

do not sit in the figure four position with your leg tucked under you for any length of time! I've just nearly necked myself going to the loo when my knee gave up 

Oh God that made me laugh 

 

I'm in my late (about as late as you can get) 30s. Five kids, and not counting! I married my best friend's cousin so she returned the favour and married my brother...so our children are both first and second cousins.

Lots of twins in my family, my mother came after 2 sets and my husband's late father was an identical twin to my sister-in-laws/cousin-in-law (as explained above), I'm the first in my generation to have a set.

I'm currently semi-retired, although it's officially called maternity leave. 

My brain has finally gone into melt down  - if I read that again, I'll never recover.

It's quite simple really:_

 

One parent of each family is cousin to the other - so the children are 2nd cousins.

However the other parent of each family are brother and sister, so the children are 1st cousins as well.

 

The paternal grandfather of Suzy's children is identical twin to one of the maternal grandparents of her brother's children.

 

Suzy's mother has at least 4 siblings, who are two sets of twins.

 

And finally Suzy has, or is due to have, twins herself.

 

Bingo! That goodness for you Fluffs 

 

My brother is married to my husband's first cousin, and their fathers were identical twins. My sister-in-law's maiden name is my married name and vice-versa and our children have practically identical family trees on both sides. My mother is the fifth born but first singleton in her family and I have four year old twins 

suzybean
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
I think the trefoil badge is The Promise badge. Brownies had the yellow one and guides had the blue.

Oh! Is that what it is? I never knew. It's a good thing I'm not involved with the movement anymore, I'd probably excommunicated or rusticated or de-dibbed of my dobber or whatever the brownie guide term is 

suzybean
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
I think the trefoil badge is The Promise badge. Brownies had the yellow one and guides had the blue.

Oh! Is that what it is? I never knew. It's a good thing I'm not involved with the movement anymore, I'd probably excommunicated or rusticated or de-dibbed of my dobber or whatever the brownie guide term is 

Sounds painful!

Yogi19
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
I think the trefoil badge is The Promise badge. Brownies had the yellow one and guides had the blue.

Oh that! I thought you were talking about a badge that you had to do a test for.

We didn't have a trefoil in my troupe. We were divided into groups of six, with a Sixer and a Seconder (two yellow horizontal stripes on your left sleeve for a Sixer and one for a Seconder). Each group was given a name and you sewed a badge onto your left breast pocket which depicted the name of your  group. Our groups were all types of sprites. Pixie, elf, imp, etc.

 

Now I think of it, we may have had a small trefoil pin on our ties. We had real ties in those days - which doubles as a bandage/ sling in an emergency.

 

Our guides were similar but the groups were all names of flowers.

 

I eventually stopped going to both the brownies and guides because they didn't seem to take things seriously  and I never got to advance. In the brownies I sat several proficiency badge tests several times, but never got any badges because they kept losing bits of what I had done and so I had to do them again, by which time they had lost another bit, and so on it went. I was there long enough to become the Seconder of my group, but they always forgot to bring me a stripe, so finally I gave up in frustration/disgust.

 

In the Guides we did drilling and inspections every week, but in the main part it was just faffing about.

 

So eventually I gave up on them too.

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing

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