I was actually aiming my comments at those whippersnappers Jen and Sweet.
Oh if only i felt like a whippersnapper!
You are to us though!
anyone under the age of 45 is to me 
Lights cigarette and swigs vodka *I'm lucky to have got to 57*
Oh all right.. if we're 'fessing up I'm Julia Roberts but don't tell anyone 'k? 
why, oh why Lyle?
I see the word knickerist and I collapse!
I'm going to write to Oxford Dictionary and ask for knickerist amd hufficating to be added
*Wheezes*
I was actually aiming my comments at those whippersnappers Jen and Sweet.
Oh if only i felt like a whippersnapper!
S'ok Jen, the kids leave home eventually and you suddenly realise it was all their fault. A few gins later and a change of the locks.... all's Prime Time again
Woot! i WILL be that one in the clubs dancing round her rucksack!!
I see the word knickerist and I collapse!
I'm going to write to Oxford Dictionary and ask for knickerist amd hufficating to be added
I think it's only right and proper Can you ask for b*tchfit too?
It's a verb; as in to b*tchfit
Apparently I have them when I get over hufficated
anyone under the age of 45 is to me Lights cigarette and swigs vodka *I'm lucky to have got to 57*
You didn't know did you........I hid my age well 
pah... I did see delusional posted somewhere
I was actually aiming my comments at those whippersnappers Jen and Sweet.
Oh if only i felt like a whippersnapper!
S'ok Jen, the kids leave home eventually and you suddenly realise it was all their fault. A few gins later and a change of the locks.... all's Prime Time again
Woot! i WILL be that one in the clubs dancing round her rucksack!!
I see the word knickerist and I collapse!
I'm going to write to Oxford Dictionary and ask for knickerist amd hufficating to be added
I think it's only right and proper Can you ask for b*tchfit too?
It's a verb; as in to b*tchfit
Apparently I have them when I get over hufficated
makes list if we get a refusal...there's always the Urban dictionary 
I see the word knickerist and I collapse!
I'm going to write to Oxford Dictionary and ask for knickerist amd hufficating to be added
I think it's only right and proper Can you ask for b*tchfit too?
It's a verb; as in to b*tchfit
Apparently I have them when I get over hufficated
Does it happen when knickerist is mentioned too?
anyone under the age of 45 is to me Lights cigarette and swigs vodka *I'm lucky to have got to 57*
You didn't know did you........I hid my age well
pah... I did see delusional posted somewhere
I was actually aiming my comments at those whippersnappers Jen and Sweet.
Oh if only i felt like a whippersnapper!
S'ok Jen, the kids leave home eventually and you suddenly realise it was all their fault. A few gins later and a change of the locks.... all's Prime Time again
Woot! i WILL be that one in the clubs dancing round her rucksack!!
My mum always used to call her bag her rucksack cos when she went to work she used to take the stanley knives and screwdrivers etc with her. Lmao god knows what thst ways about me and my lil bro 
We (I) moan about the the youth of today.......what did you do that I most probably did too, that raised an eyebrow or two?
I see the word knickerist and I collapse!
I'm going to write to Oxford Dictionary and ask for knickerist amd hufficating to be added
I think it's only right and proper Can you ask for b*tchfit too?
It's a verb; as in to b*tchfit
Apparently I have them when I get over hufficated
Does it happen when knickerist is mentioned too?
hahaha
You didn't know did you........I hid my age well
pah... I did see delusional posted somewhere
now I'm giggling at creeping up behind you on Newcastle train station
We (I) moan about the the youth of today.......what did you do that I most probably did too, that raised an eyebrow or two?
This one, I ain't gonna answer
note for the over 50's
do not sit in the figure four position with your leg tucked under you for any length of time! I've just nearly necked myself going to the loo when my knee gave up
Oh God that made me laugh
I'm in my late (about as late as you can get) 30s. Five kids, and not counting! I married my best friend's cousin so she returned the favour and married my brother...so our children are both first and second cousins.
Lots of twins in my family, my mother came after 2 sets and my husband's late father was an identical twin to my sister-in-laws/cousin-in-law (as explained above), I'm the first in my generation to have a set.
I'm currently semi-retired, although it's officially called maternity leave.
We (I) moan about the the youth of today.......what did you do that I most probably did too, that raised an eyebrow or two?
Bet you didn't do what I did
You didn't know did you........I hid my age well
pah... I did see delusional posted somewhere
now I'm giggling at creeping up behind you on Newcastle train station
Bloody scared the sh** life outta me you did
Oh all right.. if we're 'fessing up I'm Julia Roberts but don't tell anyone 'k?
why, oh why Lyle?
i was pissed ok? for two years....
I see the word knickerist and I collapse!
I'm going to write to Oxford Dictionary and ask for knickerist amd hufficating to be added
I think it's only right and proper Can you ask for b*tchfit too?
It's a verb; as in to b*tchfit
Apparently I have them when I get over hufficated
Can't explain how, but that all makes perfect sense to me
Oh God that made me laugh
I'm in my late (about as late as you can get) 30s. Five kids, and not counting! I married my best friend's cousin so she returned the favour and married my brother...so our children are both first and second cousins.
Lots of twins in my family, my mother came after 2 sets and my husband's late father was an identical twin to my sister-in-laws/cousin-in-law (as explained above), I'm the first in my generation to have a set.
I'm currently semi-retired, although it's officially called maternity leave.
I had to read that twice Suzy I think I'll have another go tomorrow without the vodka
note for the over 50's
do not sit in the figure four position with your leg tucked under you for any length of time! I've just nearly necked myself going to the loo when my knee gave up
Oh God that made me laugh
I'm in my late (about as late as you can get) 30s. Five kids, and not counting! I married my best friend's cousin so she returned the favour and married my brother...so our children are both first and second cousins.
Lots of twins in my family, my mother came after 2 sets and my husband's late father was an identical twin to my sister-in-laws/cousin-in-law (as explained above), I'm the first in my generation to have a set.
I'm currently semi-retired, although it's officially called maternity leave.
I think I can keep up 
now I'm giggling at creeping up behind you on Newcastle train station
Bloody scared the sh** life outta me you did
it's got me laughing out loud again
I see the word knickerist and I collapse!
I'm going to write to Oxford Dictionary and ask for knickerist amd hufficating to be added
I think it's only right and proper Can you ask for b*tchfit too?
It's a verb; as in to b*tchfit
Apparently I have them when I get over hufficated
Can't explain how, but that all makes perfect sense to me
Hurrah! I knew I could rely on someone SANE to finally grace this thread.
Suzy, I'm being deluged by lunatics in here!
We (I) moan about the the youth of today.......what did you do that I most probably did too, that raised an eyebrow or two?
Bet you didn't do what I did
note for the over 50's
do not sit in the figure four position with your leg tucked under you for any length of time! I've just nearly necked myself going to the loo when my knee gave up
Oh God that made me laugh
I'm in my late (about as late as you can get) 30s. Five kids, and not counting! I married my best friend's cousin so she returned the favour and married my brother...so our children are both first and second cousins.
Lots of twins in my family, my mother came after 2 sets and my husband's late father was an identical twin to my sister-in-laws/cousin-in-law (as explained above), I'm the first in my generation to have a set.
I'm currently semi-retired, although it's officially called maternity leave.
My brain has finally gone into melt down - if I read that again, I'll never recover.
Oh all right.. if we're 'fessing up I'm Julia Roberts but don't tell anyone 'k?
why, oh why Lyle?
i was pissed ok? for two years....
you had to have been
now I'm giggling at creeping up behind you on Newcastle train station
Bloody scared the sh** life outta me you did
it's got me laughing out loud again
Just you watch lady! I'll get my own back on you! 
Oh God that made me laugh
I'm in my late (about as late as you can get) 30s. Five kids, and not counting! I married my best friend's cousin so she returned the favour and married my brother...so our children are both first and second cousins.
Lots of twins in my family, my mother came after 2 sets and my husband's late father was an identical twin to my sister-in-laws/cousin-in-law (as explained above), I'm the first in my generation to have a set.
I'm currently semi-retired, although it's officially called maternity leave.
I had to read that twice Suzy I think I'll have another go tomorrow without the vodka
Are you mad? It'll never make sense if you're sober!
Hurrah! I knew I could rely on someone SANE to finally grace this thread.
Suzy, I'm being deluged by lunatics in here!
I was just thinking the same myself 
Oh God that made me laugh
I'm in my late (about as late as you can get) 30s. Five kids, and not counting! I married my best friend's cousin so she returned the favour and married my brother...so our children are both first and second cousins.
Lots of twins in my family, my mother came after 2 sets and my husband's late father was an identical twin to my sister-in-laws/cousin-in-law (as explained above), I'm the first in my generation to have a set.
I'm currently semi-retired, although it's officially called maternity leave.
I had to read that twice Suzy I think I'll have another go tomorrow without the vodka
Are you mad? It'll never make sense if you're sober!
We (I) moan about the the youth of today.......what did you do that I most probably did too, that raised an eyebrow or two?
I never got found out
note for the over 50's
do not sit in the figure four position with your leg tucked under you for any length of time! I've just nearly necked myself going to the loo when my knee gave up
Oh God that made me laugh
I'm in my late (about as late as you can get) 30s. Five kids, and not counting! I married my best friend's cousin so she returned the favour and married my brother...so our children are both first and second cousins.
Lots of twins in my family, my mother came after 2 sets and my husband's late father was an identical twin to my sister-in-laws/cousin-in-law (as explained above), I'm the first in my generation to have a set.
I'm currently semi-retired, although it's officially called maternity leave.
My brain has finally gone into melt down - if I read that again, I'll never recover.
it's got me laughing out loud again
Just you watch lady! I'll get my own back on you!
Oh God that made me laugh
I'm in my late (about as late as you can get) 30s. Five kids, and not counting! I married my best friend's cousin so she returned the favour and married my brother...so our children are both first and second cousins.
Lots of twins in my family, my mother came after 2 sets and my husband's late father was an identical twin to my sister-in-laws/cousin-in-law (as explained above), I'm the first in my generation to have a set.
I'm currently semi-retired, although it's officially called maternity leave.
I had to read that twice Suzy I think I'll have another go tomorrow without the vodka
Are you mad? It'll never make sense if you're sober!
Knowing her..........no!
Ello
We (I) moan about the the youth of today.......what did you do that I most probably did too, that raised an eyebrow or two?
Bet you didn't do what I did
But like me I expect you learnt something from what you did
