I'm a 65 year old married mum and nanna

 

 

57 year old divorced lush, three daughters and easily lead astray 

 

I am a carbon based lifeform, existing on chocolate and diet coke.

And regular episodes of The Big Bang Theory.

EC

Now come on Baz, married, how many times?, how many children? how many grandchildren........you know I'm not nosy     

I'm a 51 year old female, with a daft attitude to life (sometimes). Living on her own and sometimes like my own company and most of the time end up here  

And who looked deep into your eyes and named you?...( lol )

Enthusiastic, I love Big Bang! Leonard is hot

Twice , two and several Syd

I'm 31, and I've been living in sin for 7 years. Marriage..? I'm not fussed, I just wanna get the mortgage paid off so I can work part time til I'm dead instead of full time Children? No ta, I like my freedom I love animals, exercise and a good craft project

I like my own company too Sprout, until I get on my nerves and I tell myself off for being a plonker! 

Me either.......even if I was able to have them   Everyone to their own though 

PMSL! 

29, 3 kids, stay at home mum....... i'm pretty boring.....

I'm leaving it to nature Syd, if I'm meant to have one I will, if not then there's a good reason why it wasn't meant to be

Living in sin....you naughty girl, and for 7 years too.....tut tut!!!!! 

I like my own company too sprout & enthusiastic, always have done

Syd, I gave mr summer a back scratcher for our 7th anniversary, in case he had the itch

I'm quite into Bernadette, although I think most would go for Penny.

I'm a massive fan, watch at least one episode a day, must have seen all of them four or five times each!

Mine happened naturally too Summer, I never gave my first a thought until it happened 

I just cackled at that Summer!

Me too 

 

LOL! 

 

 

note for the over 50's 

 

 

do not sit in the figure four position with your leg tucked under you for any length of time! I've just nearly necked myself going to the loo when my knee gave up 

He liked it too lol I should have added, I'm on the pill, so although I'm leaving it to nature so to speak, I'm not taking any chances

Dame! My yoga teacher broke her ankle just getting up from that position, do be careful! Or, drink more so you don't tense anything

I've got underwear older than some of you lot...! 

*Wonders if to post*  I have two elder brothers....one ten years older and one nine years older.        I'm an odd bod   

That's your stoopid fault you nougat! 

 

I think I'll go with the second option Sweet 

 

*oh, rules yoga out* 

 

 

I know this dodo 

Don't talk about knees, I have a twitchy little finger, plays havoc when picking things from the...............oven (tis true) 

Not me though........surely 

 

oh god....I am going to be dreaming of grey airtex knickers all night now 

 

Cosi mwah 

You never disappoint, do you 

Bench top halogen oven....... 

I never said they were airtex..! 

 

 

Syd I have one that locks  it's awful when I am applying nail varnish, I can't bend the bugger back