You've sooo lost me their..but OK........

Just got what you said Blue..I'm a bit slow tonight....

i love a germ transfer!!!...snog away!!!.......will i have to pay upfront or can we negotiate on the money??........or is it a freebie!!!

see the drog has his uses..surely anyone who sends alan green to near oblivion is worth their weight in gold??....

hope all is well with you and the family xxxx....

The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valley in the lower Ramtops, have a passing-out test for a novice.
He is taken into a room full of all types of clothing and asked: Yo* my son, which of these is the most stylish thing to wear? And the correct answer is: Hey*, whatever I select.

*(Cool, but not necessarily up to date)

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies, 1992

Just thought I'd throw that in...

My teen walked past the PC on his way to engage in the ritual every half hour invasion of the fridge and I asked if I was cool; a look of terminal despondency evolved on his sweet wee face as he informed me (in monosyllabic terms) that 'cool' not de rigeur and, instead, was now 'sick'. So I guess I'm now 'cool'. Skive, you - and a few others - (now let me get this right)....are...."hahahahah.....sick".

Now I'm confused.  How comes when I/you/we wear something cool we look hot?
Answer me that one.   
And is it better to look cool or hot?*


*we could be here all night discussing this.  

That is sooo worthy of it's very own blog Cosmo ....

sweaty is the way to go

I'm so cool, I daren't move in case something snaps off.

But....but..... it'd be all thermals and breatheable cotton.  
It'd be a tepid blog.

Ahhh, but if we are translating .... like sub's teen has just done then the question should really be....

is it better to look sick or hench!

Cheesebus subs I could have told you that years ago!

Just when I thought it was safe to venture out to places other than Tescos....

See now that's a witty one-liner I am incapable of coming up with.

Well when I first saw the thread title I did wonder if my mother had joined the forum..Cool is sooo 80's....

Evidence please.

I hear ya!

I sat gaping like a goldfish pondering that one.  My only conclusion was to imagine Quasimodo.

I've now lost the plot totally.

now i'm confuddled.........so if you're cool you're not cool but sick??....or hench??...

Disparaging your mother tut tut tut.

*head explodes*

I am NOT bliddy 80!   I just happen to have crammed in a lot in a short space of time, right!

Cheeky young blighter...isn't it past your bedtime?

Hench is the new word for fit or hot (so I am informed)

Try this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teen_film 

I'm just suggesting it as a contemporary interpretation of 'cool'. I'm hardly an expert though as I'm clearly not.

ah yes.i remember now.from ickle ditty!!!

lmao.... she'll be disappointed you weren't taking notes Spongey!

but but i'm old and can't keep up......

Mr stonks says I can stay up late tonight....

I am informed that "bot" is the new "love".

"I really bot Emma's new hairdo"

"I bot that new Veronicas song"

"I bot lasagne more than spaghetti"

I am, as they say around our parts, savage.

Indeed! As the cool kids might say.

Well they are just getting silly now....    just what are the origins of bot?

And Skive, if it's a teen horror the sexually active girl always cops death first

i bot that hench boys bot.......

gawd i am soooooooooooo wid it...........

Were you holding a weapon while he was saying this ...?

I have no idea but I worried and was puzzled when she told me she "Bots Calvin Harris"