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Originally posted by charmer:

im trying to think of a joke involving a strap on an indian and the phrase 'bums rush' but i cant!

blizzie..any ideas?

She`s too bizzie burning toast

If she comes up with one I`ll be flaming.

I love Indian food and really enjoy cooking it.

I prefer Thai and Indonesian food to Chinese.

Im making many curries tonight for a celebration

I love Chinese food but don't really like Indian

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by charmer:

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Originally posted by Scotty:
Oh in the name of poppadums.

Why do my jokes alway get the bum`s rush?

im trying to think of a joke involving a strap on an indian and the phrase 'bums rush' but i cant!

blizzie..any ideas?

"No rush Scotty, take it slow. A few candles would be nice!"

Is that it?

A slow burner

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Originally posted by Scotty:
Is that it?

A slow burner

It's early, Godammit!!

I could have suggested buttering him up first, but you would have to clarify that with him.

Ghee whiz!

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by Gorgeous Mimi:
I like the soup, when am I alowed to say the "baby" is craving so and so lol!

From conception, until they leave home.
If they still live within a thirty mile radius, then you can still claim a 10% craving allowance, I believe.

Get in im going to use this on the OH when I get home lol, ill tell it's true because you said so

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by Scotty:
Is that it?

A slow burner

It's early, Godammit!!

I could have suggested buttering him up first, but you would have to clarify that with him.

Ghee whiz!

i LOVE butter jokes
but
dont spread it around

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Originally posted by Gorgeous Mimi:
Get in im going to use this on the OH when I get home lol, ill tell it's true because you said so

I only speak da troof!

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Originally posted by charmer:
i LOVE butter jokes
but
dont spread it around

*** runs off to tell Marg ***

i used to have an Auntie Marge, she was ALWAYS ill
we used to say ' i cant believe she's not better'

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

quote:

Originally posted by Scotty:
Is that it?

A slow burner

It's early, Godammit!!

I could have suggested buttering him up first, but you would have to clarify that with him.

Ghee whiz!

I know where you`re cummin from but not need for the rolly eyes..it`s dahl

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Originally posted by charmer:
i used to have an Auntie Marge, she was ALWAYS ill
we used to say ' i cant believe she's not better'

well this thread took an amusing turn

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by Scotty:
Is that it?

A slow burner

It's early, Godammit!!

I could have suggested buttering him up first, but you would have to clarify that with him.

Ghee whiz!

I know where you`re cummin from but not need for the rolly eyes..it`s dahl

I was thinking 'Last Tango in Paresh'.

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Originally posted by Chicken Chow Mein:
well this thread took an amusing turn

Just like Scotty's Indian!

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Originally posted by charmer:
i used to have an Auntie Marge, she was ALWAYS ill
we used to say ' i cant believe she's not better'

The "Stork" is going to bring gorgeous mini Mimi.

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by Chicken Chow Mein:
well this thread took an amusing turn

Just like Scotty's Indian!

LOL!

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

quote:

Originally posted by Scotty:
Is that it?

A slow burner

It's early, Godammit!!

I could have suggested buttering him up first, but you would have to clarify that with him.

Ghee whiz!

I know where you`re cummin from but not need for the rolly eyes..it`s dahl

I was thinking 'Last Mango in Paresh'.

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

I was thinking 'Last Mango in Paresh'.

Fruity!

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

I was thinking 'Last Mango in Paresh'.

Fruity!

Sorry for splitting hairs.

Indian all the way .

Indian, defo!

Oh the punnage on this thread! Bluddy funny

Right, back to the question: I like both.
Dim Sum, those lovely meaty dumplings are my faves from the Chinese.
And I always have to start with a prawn puree at the Indian.

Gotta wash it down with a beer or three.

Nota great fan of either but out of the two, Chinese just for the cripsy duck.

I like both ... we probably eat more chinese than indian ...... but I really enjoy both.

I just love Indian food!
Alas I'm on a diet and haven't had any for
two months.

You've all got me fantasising now. Damn!!

Chinese for me

Chinese for health reasons.
Indian tastes better but then everything does with half a pound of Lurpack melted in.

Chicken Tikka Masala , so delicious it's cool when you know people who work at the Indian resturants or people that make such a good curry .

Indian...I find a lot of Chinese dishes too bland.

Both if l have an Indian meal l always have special fried rice with it, as it more interesting.

Both. But not on the same plate, obviously.
And Thai.

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Which one do you prefer?-Chinese or Indian?

Indian.
Though I actually prefer Mexican, shame there aren't more places that do it.

Indian, chicken tikka masala, boiled rice and a naan bread, perfect.

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Originally posted by guku:

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Which one do you prefer?-Chinese or Indian?

Indian.
Though I actually prefer Mexican, shame there aren't more places that do it.

I've never tried Mexican food apart from homemade tortillas pmsl, have you heard of Chiquitos Mexican resturant?.

Depends how tasty he it is...

chinese, crispy duck and pancakes.

no such thing in india as a tikka masala, it was invented in england for the british non spicy palate, same goes for chop suey, made for the americans.

Chinese

Chung seed au lau (Cantonese steak)

If I do get Indian it is always lamb rogan josh.

indian for me,hmmmmm,lovely grub.

Chinese, Indian makes me ill