george harrison is the most underated beatle  of them all, i am in agreement with nina simone when she  declared george to  be  one of the best song writers of his time.

anything by elton john ........... music to slit your wrist by 

Agadoo or the Birdie Song..for Shabby, Caoimhe or Iffy or anything by Celine Dione

2 Hours of the " Go Compare ad" music

Danile O'Donnell's gospel songs   

Oh don't get me wrong he's written some real gems. I'm thinking about the ones he did when he went through his Hari Krishna stage lol they were beyond awful.

Leona Lewis
Westlife
Bob Dylan 
Thats for starters...

I said punish them not drive them to suicide 

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen....I haaaaaaaaaaaaaate that song.

Scaramouche, scaramouch can you do the fandangooooooooooooo Just for you Senora

ok.

i'll go for anything by usher, in particular ' omg'

There's no-one quite like Grandma

im with senora i detest that song,

OOps soz. OH always mutes that when it comes on. Mind  you, a first suicide in the house would make for good TV. Only Joking BTW.

Belinda Belinda Belinda singing Jazz.

How about " Im dreaming of a White Christmas"?   Pigging yonks since we have had one.

Wagner's Love Feast of the Apostles 

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Bet shes on the tills at asda now. and still anoying customers.

 They also mention lorne sausages in that song.

Oh dear God no!

Skibadabeedopdoweebobohshoveitupyourarselove!

that bloody awful Florence and the machines woman singing would be torture for me

God yes.
Most over rated singer ever!

i love florence.

Hardcore techno would drive me insane 

Leonard Cohen would do it....well it worked for the neighbours years ago when we stuck a tape on, on a loop, put the speakers facing an against the wall and buggered off out for he night!


That taught them to play Janet Jackson's What have You Done for me Lately over and over!!

ooh i know, the chavs over the back play' it's saturday night' on a loop and sing  loudly to it in the garden, it's by wigfield , i think.

each in their own key,of course.

i think each song should be personal to the HM being punished....

if it was Shabby I suggest..."I'm putting on my top hat"

I thought I was the only person who hated that

I think each person is different, some of the suggestions in this thread i quite like

I think the only music that would do my head in would be screamy shouty heavy metal, practically anything else would really get to me.

Everytime, and i mean EVERY SINGLE TIME scabby glances, smiles, touches, sits beside or talks to keeva id like rhianna te amo to come on in a short sharp blast

Going on what my neighbours repeatedly play to annoy me with when they have one of their annoying cock-en-ney barbies and invite all of their London mates and block my drive and go on playing until 3 am I'd say "U can't touch this' by MC Hammer.  Fun twice, then really really annoying.

Or "My heart must go on' by Celine Dion.  God I hate that song.  Or most things by John Cage apart from his most famous work.

I proper lol'd at this post Gyps, great idea