I personally choose.... 'I'm stressed' followed by loads of crab tears

Two classics there from the Aussie swordsman 

Sorry Spidey but I think 'I'm... I...I..I...I.. I'm....stressed out..*breaks down in tears' should have been an option 

I still haven't stopped laughing at that Tosser!

What about when he whispered "you don't understand" in the Diary Room.  OMG he whispered it, I was in fits of laughter.

 They are top drawer.

personally i found......'yeah she copped it alright' 'she was nearly in tears' to be my favourite.......i've never wanted him more than at that moment.........wanted him to be concrete blocked that is....

I can't quote....Any road he said yeah she copped it and was nearly in tears,the thought he was going to cop it and he WAS in tears....BTW his new name is Del Shannon(Runaway)

And when Corin was in the middle of her 'well you disrespected his girlfriend, you're the most disrespectful person I've ever met' bit, he was all very humble and 'yeah I can see why you'd say that'......none of the 'YOU'RE A FAKE, YOU'RE NOT A TEAM PLAYER CORIN' swagger left at all. Sweet 

Cosi the names I've gave him have accumulated into a list,all deserving I may add.

I don't doubt it, Lee. 

I'm now firmly in the point and laugh zone with this idiot.

If his antics weren't so damaging to other folk I'd be inclined to point and laugh too,if he were a Mars bar he'd eat himself,wrapper and all....He will get his comeuppance,as sure as eggs are eggs he will,the worrying thing is how many other poor sods will be subjected to his bile  before that happens,a stereotypical bully shielding a stereotypical coward.

You've come out with some real corkers Lee, my fave is 'Tiny Tears' 

Remember the ad,I cry real tears,...We need Dancesette to put this pic on the DR chair.

 wooly hat, scowl, Bob's yer Uncle 

Aww Tiny Tears my younger sister had a tiny  tears doll.She's 48 now,lol.She used to wash it's little nappies.(It peed itself as well as cry)

Psst...Suze    You gonna tell that JJ has inspired her - 'cos I'm certainly not!   

You could see the fear in his eyes, practically smell it through the tele Good! Maybe it'll teach him a lesson not to go round thinking his shit don't stink and that he can talk to and treat people in such an inferior fashion. He really does look down his nose at everyone doesn't he. Not one humble bone in his body. Funniest thing is, people who are like that are usually one of life's no ambition-under-achievers-by-choice

She's filled with glory over JJ1 Cosi. I haven't seen Lee this riled since Luke/Scrot 

I wanted a genuine Tiny Tears but my Dad said he aint spending 25 quid when he could get a replica one from Macros for 15 quid AND the bloody tears wept out of her fingers not her eyes It was like having a rather macabre tranny doll of Jesus

He's retired Karms 

Did he ever sign up? I can see him signing on in the not too distant future though

That's flipping miraculous 

I loved my Tiny Tears doll,my great aunt used to knit gorgeous little clothes for me for her,my mum wasn't happy with me when she discovered I'd cut one of the lovely pram covers of her Silver Cross to use in Tiny Tears cradle.

I'm surprised my Catholic mother wasn't on the phone to half of Ireland and Scotland and setting up a shrine

Oh sweet JC ,even Scrot didn't annoy me like Barbie Boy does, and that's some feat.

Karma if I'd known this a fortnight ago I'd have mentioned it to the Pontiff when I was on the phone having Josie beatified.