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Chef Little
Delia 
Especially her cooking for eejits type stuff, where she tells you how to boil an egg or roast potatoes. Its down to my level. 
Marco Pierre White... I buy the knorr stock pots he advertises... and the instant gravy.
Oh.. and he's seriously 'phwoar!' too 
EC's a freak though...
gordon ramsey
he taught me more swear words
One probably would not use the term, "a good wazz" in North Eastern cookery nomenclature although to be fair I'm not an expert.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
One probably would not use the term, "a good wazz" in North Eastern cookery nomenclature although to be fair I'm not an expert.
Yes GJ, it means something you would not want to associate with cookery around these parts too.
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Marco Pierre White... I buy the knorr stock pots he advertises... and the instant gravy.
Oh.. and he's seriously 'phwoar!' too
EC's a freak though...
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
gordon ramsey
he taught me more swear words
Pirate !! 
Jaimie Oliver ....taught me you can cook without all the faffing about .....just a good wazz is all you need
Fat Stan the burger van man
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Fat Stan the burger van man
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Fat Stan the burger van man
we used to call all the burger vendors BOB
as in Body Odour Burgers
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
One probably would not use the term, "a good wazz" in North Eastern cookery nomenclature although to be fair I'm not an expert.
I think Delia for me. A plain and simple no nonsense cook 
My Mum & Dad
Originally Posted by Sprout:
I think Delia for me. A plain and simple no nonsense cook
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
I think Delia for me. A plain and simple no nonsense cook
I meant cook, not her other exploits
delia
you had one night out...
The Chef de la Police
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
I think Delia for me. A plain and simple no nonsense cook
bless 'er, dame Delia all pissed off her tits. She is of course right, Norwich City supporters are indeed the best supporters in the world!
Originally Posted by Sprout:
I think Delia for me. A plain and simple no nonsense cook
Hate to disagree with you but....I will
I can't stand her; she has no naturalness about herself or her presenting. It's all strictly weighed out (although I understand this is necessary for baking) and she makes me nervous & tense just watching her. I prefer the Floyd/Stein/Oliver glug, swig and splosh method 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
I think Delia for me. A plain and simple no nonsense cook
Hate to disagree with you but....I will
I can't stand her; she has no naturalness about herself or her presenting. It's all strictly weighed out (although I understand this is necessary for baking) and she makes me nervous & tense just watching her. I prefer the Floyd/Stein/Oliver glug, swig and splosh method
PMSL!!
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
I think Delia for me. A plain and simple no nonsense cook
Hate to disagree with you but....I will
I can't stand her; she has no naturalness about herself or her presenting. It's all strictly weighed out (although I understand this is necessary for baking) and she makes me nervous & tense just watching her. I prefer the Floyd/Stein/Oliver glug, swig and splosh method
But you'll be passed out before the dinners cooked Cosi 
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
The Chef de la Police
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Hate to disagree with you but....I will
I can't stand her; she has no naturalness about herself or her presenting. It's all strictly weighed out (although I understand this is necessary for baking) and she makes me nervous & tense just watching her. I prefer the Floyd/Stein/Oliver glug, swig and splosh method
that's my philosophy too Cosi, and if it says add a glass of wine...the empty bottle goes into the recycling 
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
But you'll be passed out before the dinners cooked Cosi
Maybe. If I fell into a vat....