Maybe she's found herself a Drake.

My thoughts exactly, tayto.

   

Oh well... as Fluff got the ball rolling.....


Where is Duckypup!  


Duckypup was last seen on Xmas Eve... and left the forum just like any other evening (apart from being over hyped to the max .... buzzing like a 5 year old on xmas eve).... she did tell her friends that she would probably not be about on xmas day... as she did promise her son she would try not to go onto the interweb for the day.....

....that was 3 days ago...

Her forum friends are becoming concerned... her Fish Life fish are on the verge of death... .and her Petsville pet is crawling with lice!.....

Please, if you have any information that could lead us to the whereabouts of Duckypup... please come forward....

Here.. is a recent picture...   taken during happier times ....

pmsl

We need a reconnnnacance mission a search party.  

*hands out camouflage fatigues*

Where to though Tates?

I was thinking more of a reconstruction of her last few hours on the forum...

lots of over excited -    &

....  a bit of this  


followed by a lot of this..   (disco pit

Don't forget the early morning trip to Tesco.  Where did the Duck really go?.

You're right!!

OMG... the mucky ducky !!!

An eye witness report... just in... managed to get this footage on their mobile phone... taken in the early hours of the morning... when she had told her forum friends she was at Tesco....

I've checked it out.  The whole place is deserted.

Good question Tates. Did anyone see in which direction she ACTUALLY went?

She went thattaway Fluffy.

I definitely saw quite a bit of that---->

Holy Moly..... she ran in the wrong direction... she ran towards the twitter blog column!!!!

She could be anywhere...with anyone...

doing anything!

That's SOOOOO in the wrong direction.

Bad things can happen to fluffy little ducks in the Twitter Blog Column... 

...this duck was just a mere duckling when she wandered off one sunny sunday morning...  





When she was discovered... less than 2 days after disappearing... this is what she had become... 

Ducks are so easy.  *runs & hides*

lol.... I dunno how our duck will handle it... 

its been sooooo long

*runs and hides with Tates*

So what you're saying Ditty is that when she told us she was going to the supermarket she was actually meeting up with a Drake who has a fetish for leathers............................

....... again!

Yes! .....  

I mean NO...  

well its always a possibility....  

I just want her home!

NOW!  

Let's be sensible about this.  Is the Captain of the All Mighty Newmark likely to fall at the feet of a leathery drake.  I think not.

no.. tis true.

And as perplexing as the world of the Twitter Blogs is....  she can be double perplexing...

she would have quacked her way out of trouble I am sure.

So... where is she then?

Doesn't she love us anymore?  

She's on course.

First course?

Blizzie.  

She is in deep sh*t when she gets back here. A Captain abandoning a sinking ship She will be walking the plank.

Ey up---- trouble.

Blizzie...  lmao!

I will resume the hunt in the morning... I go to bed now... broken & bereft! 

You lot are laughing when The Duck is missing.

*put down the gun blizzie*