I fear that might be my hand when she returns and sees this thread

I care so much, I have made an angel for her out of a loo roll cardboard bit and some kitchen paper.  It's modelled here on the fingers of master cinds who is only 12, so NO smut about 2 fingers up the angels bum OK

I am impressed!

With the dedication to the Croc tribute ....

and the fact that your kitchen roll has little yellow flowers on it!

I'm dead posh I am!

That's so beautiful Cinds
You should put it on Ebay and start a Come Back Croc fund with T shirts and evryfink
We could even have a facebook group

Sneaks in,(Loves this thread,sorry Croc,) sneaks out.

Goes upstairs off to bed, so's not hear when she shouts

You're encouraging me in to deeper trouble aren't you
*scuttles off to facebook to start a group*

FB group invitations have been sent out!

Croc's reaction to receiving the invite:

I think she'll be over whelmed.

I predict an alternate response



Z.

I have a feeling I might be crucified

I think maybe you should get the knitting needles out now Cinds   while your limbs are still working

sorry  

Delete as applicable when Croc turns up!

knit one, perl one, STAB one




Z.

Croc, when she sees this thread:

I really worry about you sometimes!

is it because I care so good and hard?

Aww Cinds the Bog Roll Angel has made me shed a tear


Can you make me one for the top of my Christmas Tree so that me and Mrs Trollop can hold hands and twiss around it?

Of course I will, I'll even get some Christmas themed kitchen roll to make the wings

YAY!! It must be red and gold! *claps hands*

I't been over a week since Croc has been seen anywhere on the internet.  I'm starting to worry, what with the amount of poachers kicking about.  You don't think this has happened do you?

I can't see your picture Cinds!

  Maybe it's a ghost escaped from the Most haunted thread!

It's of a crocodile skin handbag.

Now I can see it

when Croc gets back . . .

or she will be trying to get through her screen at us!

 

Hahahaha Darlo, that'll be Croc screaming with glee when she sees this thread.

It's been over a week now, where is she?  

Good god I hope she hasn't gone *gulp* OUTSIDE!!!

I've got news of Croc! I found this on uncle Stevos website



http://www.australiazoo.com.au/our-animals/amazing-animals/reptiles/?reptile=crocodilians&animal=saltwater_crocodile
" Connie is a large female about 9 1/2 ft and approximately 50 years old. She is a very demanding crocodile. Each croc has their own personality just like humans. Connie is one of those girls who wants everything her own way. She will leave her food to come over and try to steal Acco's, and if things don't go as she wants Connie really gives it to poor old Acco, often biting him and letting everyone know she's not happy"

Blimey, he's got her down to a t

Well at least we know she is safe

Here's a support group for anyone really missing her.

 http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=163280084835&ref=search&sid=782850187.3747106500..1

She has, and she's been reading books and everything

And she hasnt taken it to the doctors yet

I think she's cured