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I hope everything's OK, Croc

is she okay? i havent seen her in a while now you mention it, and she hasnt poked me on facebook

hurry back hun

Oh Croc hun come back to us soon  

She lives in that London, I hope she hasn't seen someone being stabbed.

No one will touch our Croc


She can kill in 3 seconds with 3 fingers

Croc has a poorly computer...and she will kill you all when she sees this!


I may have just mentioned it to her when on the phone just now

3 fingers

I thought she just typed with two!

do you think shes gone the other side of the river

gerraway she's been dying for a croc 'post an angel for her ' thread for flippin years

I knew that!


Spoilsport!

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! South of the river.   OH MY GOD *goes off to stock cupboard under the stairs to prepare for what must be Armageddon*

And she can swear in 1!

Cor she's clever our Croc

Think she deserves another 5 angels for that AMEN!

Ooh do you think she broke it on purpose

i  might write her a poem

Dearest Croc, where have you been?
Surely not to see the Queen?
We hear that you're in London town.
But tell your 'pooter 'Come on Down.'

she will love it

Aye said in in my best northern accent (so she can't understand what I said).


EEEh shite I hope the canny lass is alright like 

Maybe we could get you to crochet her a new computer cinds!

Like so Fluffy--------------------->

I shall knit her an angel




Or possibly an Angel of the North


http://www.gateshead.gov.uk/Do.../knittingPattern.pdf

that looks like a tampon with a face!

That should do the trick.

Ditty  pmsl, now you have given me an idea.

I'll do this one instead - far less knitting!

I nearly went to the tampon art website... I still have tampon craft projects in my photobucket account!

It'd need longer wings though.
And no thready bits protruding from one end. Re ditty's post.

For Croc, Hi

Dunno.... could help keep it in place... like scaffolding poles!

croc

I got a text off her yesterday so she's still alive. For forum Croc:

OH.MY.GOD. *goes into forum paranoia mode* It's only just occurred to me!!. What if she's been kidnapped and is trying to send SOS messages via a joke text??? She could be trying to let me know where she is so I can go and save her

There could be a million (quite dangerous and quite plausible under forum paranoia law) reasons why she's not about . We shouldn't mock. This is NOT a laughing matter

What if she's fallen head first into the freezer at Tescos while looking for peas and is stuck and no-one knows?
What if aliens have taken her and she's communicating from Jupiter??
What if Angel of the North is secretly something to do with it? She's the one who said it 'was just computer problems' What is she really hiding????

This is awful From forum paranoia past experience, it's safe to say that anything could have happened to poor Croc.

And I dont want none of yous to start with your conspiracy theories ok??

I'm off to light a candle and pray

Ooooooh Karma you've got me really worried now! 

 for the terrible thing we are now imagining has happened to Croc.

I'm telln ya Cinds, it's suspect. People DONT just go missing off the internet.

For Croc. Cos we care.

I know, it's not like there's an off button or anything.

To Croc

Computer Angel

I heard you were having trouble
understanding that new computer machine. 
It's scary and complicated and intimidating; 
gosh, you'd rather just go clean!

That's why I'm sending this special 
Computer Angel your way. 
She loves to help 'Puter beginners 
and she has a lot to say.

"Relax... Breath deep... No worries..." 
"Let's have some fun today!" 
"We'll let the Techies do the hard stuff," 
"While we create and play!"

So keep it simple and begin to think 
of your 'Puter differently, 
you can use it for your enjoyment 
try it and you'll see.

When you need your special Angel, 
just click your Mouse and say, 
"Help, 'Puter Angel, come quick I need you!" 

And she'll fly in right away.

Blimey Karma, you're right!

*joins Karma in prayer*

OMG I couldn't sleep last night worrying about what has fake happened to Croc.
I shall go into angel overload and practice self flagellation until she is safely restored to us.