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I got a text off her yesterday so she's still alive. For forum Croc:

OH.MY.GOD. *goes into forum paranoia mode* It's only just occurred to me!!. What if she's been kidnapped and is trying to send SOS messages via a joke text??? She could be trying to let me know where she is so I can go and save her

There could be a million (quite dangerous and quite plausible under forum paranoia law) reasons why she's not about . We shouldn't mock. This is NOT a laughing matter

What if she's fallen head first into the freezer at Tescos while looking for peas and is stuck and no-one knows?
What if aliens have taken her and she's communicating from Jupiter??
What if Angel of the North is secretly something to do with it? She's the one who said it 'was just computer problems' What is she really hiding????

This is awful From forum paranoia past experience, it's safe to say that anything could have happened to poor Croc.

And I dont want none of yous to start with your conspiracy theories ok??

I'm off to light a candle and pray
Karma_
To Croc



Computer Angel

I heard you were having trouble
understanding that new computer machine. 
It's scary and complicated and intimidating; 
gosh, you'd rather just go clean!

That's why I'm sending this special 
Computer Angel your way. 
She loves to help 'Puter beginners 
and she has a lot to say.

"Relax... Breath deep... No worries..." 
"Let's have some fun today!" 
"We'll let the Techies do the hard stuff," 
"While we create and play!"

So keep it simple and begin to think 
of your 'Puter differently, 
you can use it for your enjoyment 
try it and you'll see.

When you need your special Angel, 
just click your Mouse and say, 
"Help, 'Puter Angel, come quick I need you!" 

And she'll fly in right away.
FM

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