For Croc just in case
I haven't seen her post in days? I hope she's OK.
For Croc just in case
For Croc just in case
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Former Member
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I hope everything's OK, Croc
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is she okay? i havent seen her in a while now you mention it, and she hasnt poked me on facebook
hurry back hun
hurry back hun
Oh Croc hun come back to us soon
She lives in that London, I hope she hasn't seen someone being stabbed.
No one will touch our Croc
She can kill in 3 seconds with 3 fingers
She can kill in 3 seconds with 3 fingers
Former Member
Croc has a poorly computer...and she will kill you all when she sees this!
I may have just mentioned it to her when on the phone just now
I may have just mentioned it to her when on the phone just now
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She can kill in 3 seconds with 3 fingers
3 fingers I thought she just typed with two!
Former Member
do you think shes gone the other side of the river
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and she will kill you all when she sees this!
gerraway she's been dying for a croc 'post an angel for her ' thread for flippin years Reference:
Croc has a poorly computer...and she will kill you all when she sees this!
I knew that!Spoilsport!
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do you think shes gone the other side of the river
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! South of the river. OH MY GOD *goes off to stock cupboard under the stairs to prepare for what must be Armageddon*Reference:TheSlimGrrrrrrrCinds!!
I thought she just typed with two!
And she can swear in 1!Cor she's clever our Croc
Think she deserves another 5 angels for that AMEN!
Former Member
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gerraway she's been dying for a croc 'post an angel for her ' thread for flippin years
Ooh do you think she broke it on purpose
Former Member
i might write her a poem
Dearest Croc, where have you been?
Surely not to see the Queen?
We hear that you're in London town.
But tell your 'pooter 'Come on Down.'
Surely not to see the Queen?
We hear that you're in London town.
But tell your 'pooter 'Come on Down.'
Former Member
she will love it
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Ooh do you think she broke it on purpose
Aye said in in my best northern accent (so she can't understand what I said).EEEh shite I hope the canny lass is alright like
Maybe we could get you to crochet her a new computer cinds!
Like so Fluffy--------------------->
Former Member
I shall knit her an angel
Or possibly an Angel of the North
http://www.gateshead.gov.uk/Do.../knittingPattern.pdf
Or possibly an Angel of the North
http://www.gateshead.gov.uk/Do.../knittingPattern.pdf
that looks like a tampon with a face!
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Like so Fluffy--------------------->
That should do the trick.
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Ditty pmsl, now you have given me an idea.
I'll do this one instead - far less knitting!
I'll do this one instead - far less knitting!
I nearly went to the tampon art website... I still have tampon craft projects in my photobucket account!
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Or possibly an Angel of the North.
It'd need longer wings though. And no thready bits protruding from one end. Re ditty's post.
For Croc, Hi
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It'd need longer wings though. And no thready bits protruding from one end. Re ditty's post
Dunno.... could help keep it in place... like scaffolding poles!
croc
I got a text off her yesterday so she's still alive. For forum Croc:
OH.MY.GOD. *goes into forum paranoia mode* It's only just occurred to me!!. What if she's been kidnapped and is trying to send SOS messages via a joke text??? She could be trying to let me know where she is so I can go and save her
There could be a million (quite dangerous and quite plausible under forum paranoia law) reasons why she's not about . We shouldn't mock. This is NOT a laughing matter
What if she's fallen head first into the freezer at Tescos while looking for peas and is stuck and no-one knows?
What if aliens have taken her and she's communicating from Jupiter??
What if Angel of the North is secretly something to do with it? She's the one who said it 'was just computer problems' What is she really hiding????
This is awful From forum paranoia past experience, it's safe to say that anything could have happened to poor Croc.
And I dont want none of yous to start with your conspiracy theories ok??
I'm off to light a candle and pray
OH.MY.GOD. *goes into forum paranoia mode* It's only just occurred to me!!. What if she's been kidnapped and is trying to send SOS messages via a joke text??? She could be trying to let me know where she is so I can go and save her
There could be a million (quite dangerous and quite plausible under forum paranoia law) reasons why she's not about . We shouldn't mock. This is NOT a laughing matter
What if she's fallen head first into the freezer at Tescos while looking for peas and is stuck and no-one knows?
What if aliens have taken her and she's communicating from Jupiter??
What if Angel of the North is secretly something to do with it? She's the one who said it 'was just computer problems' What is she really hiding????
This is awful From forum paranoia past experience, it's safe to say that anything could have happened to poor Croc.
And I dont want none of yous to start with your conspiracy theories ok??
I'm off to light a candle and pray
Ooooooh Karma you've got me really worried now!
for the terrible thing we are now imagining has happened to Croc.
for the terrible thing we are now imagining has happened to Croc.
I'm telln ya Cinds, it's suspect. People DONT just go missing off the internet.
For Croc. Cos we care.
For Croc. Cos we care.
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I'm telln ya Cinds, it's suspect. People DONT just go missing off the internet
I know, it's not like there's an off button or anything.
Former Member
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To Croc
Computer Angel
I heard you were having trouble
understanding that new computer machine.
It's scary and complicated and intimidating;
gosh, you'd rather just go clean!
That's why I'm sending this special
Computer Angel your way.
She loves to help 'Puter beginners
and she has a lot to say.
"Relax... Breath deep... No worries..."
"Let's have some fun today!"
"We'll let the Techies do the hard stuff,"
"While we create and play!"
So keep it simple and begin to think
of your 'Puter differently,
you can use it for your enjoyment
try it and you'll see.
When you need your special Angel,
just click your Mouse and say,
"Help, 'Puter Angel, come quick I need you!"
Blimey Karma, you're right!
*joins Karma in prayer*
*joins Karma in prayer*
Former Member
OMG I couldn't sleep last night worrying about what has fake happened to Croc.
I shall go into angel overload and practice self flagellation until she is safely restored to us.
I shall go into angel overload and practice self flagellation until she is safely restored to us.
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