blame growly's mum. .she left out the fingers when she knitted it

and now am defintiely offski  (been xmassing meself up a bit) 

Oooh, I think my eyes really have gone all whooshy with a magnificent pic like that

yeh! Pot noodles can't type!
 ( they're too bendy and floppy)

Oooh young man!  I'm on me way. 

No he didn`t start it Cags..I wish I could remember who did. Bizzie knows but it makes no odds now. That fm has has gone and carotino is taking the full battering. Ok he started daft threads but he honestly thought it was a follow up laugh...he meant NO harm. Late night daftness..no malice..nothing like it.
It`s not in his persona. He`s a beautiful, kind person.  I`m not going to try to convince anyone anymore..it`s looking pointless. 
Yes, he`s my pal but I would NEVER back him or any of my pals if I thought they were out of order.
It escalated between them both through misunderstanding and others lighting the touch paper

I`ve probably missed loads above but that`s me out of here...the sherry trifle needs scoffed   carotino

Is this a serious thread or a pee take?

Cinds has a husband who is Mr D or something, who Carotino is obsessed with so they both got in a flap and are now both banned and Mr D, the lowly swine hasn't had the chivalry to come in here and defend his missus???

At least share SOME of the sherry trifle Scotty,

That's coz he doesn't exist, LOL. like Scotty's trifle.   

Did you see someone's tryna bait you Scotty

OK I am posting crap now. 

LOL. 

I make 'em in a shed out back,  with cereal boxes, sticky back plastic and a lorra lorra love. 

I'm working on some real ugly one's ready for the panto.

Temps this is the best thread for weeks

Scotty, I always thought the same of Caroti, but the "joke" thing doesn't explain why he got all eye rolly with me does it? Coz I'd never had a cross word with him and he KNEW I liked him.

I've missed it all again..

Leccy...I got to the start of page 4 and couldn't hold in the laughter  

I even showed me hubby (who really does exist btw)

oh Katty...I haven't got a beany what the hell is going on, which actually makes this thread even funnier

But you have in the past, and you have been wrong yourself on more than one occasion and sworn things are FACT only to be proved wrong. Not that you are on your own with that, loads of people have done it

Oh no, just as this thread was getting light hearted. 

Here ye go..get stuck ye cheeky boogers

Bless you Scotty.  YUM! 

Cor that's a posh trifle!

I know Leccy..he likes you too. Wrong smiley, wrong time.
Let`s forgive and forget.
I`ve left you some sherry trifle  
Frosty enjoy..dinnae scoff the lot or ye`ll hae me tae deal with 
That goes for you too TiGi

Too late Scotty.  I ate it all! *quivers at the thought of pissing off a Scottish woman!* 

Blimey
I rarely post here because of reasons best kept to myself! But this has to be the funniest thread I've read in a while
It's got the lot! humour, hypocrites, imaginary people. real people!!

Course you all know that I am not really in a relationship with OHG don't ya?!?! ... It's a fake forum romance

Yep!  When I am wrong, I admit it.  Shame others don't.

Perhaps I am totally wrong here, but I tend to take things at face value.  If someone posts that their husband has registered, I want to welcome a new poster.  I would never dream to think right away that the person is lying.  I would never be so anti-social to actually accuse someone of lying - and Carotino did.

If one of my mates were wrong about something, I would pull them up on it, and have done so in the past, but privately.  I have disagreed with my friends and we discuss it and move on.  That's what adults do.

I agree Suzi.  As veggie said, some people just seem to want to cause trouble.  If you DON'T believe, there is no need to say anything.  Like I said earlier, sometimes saying nothing is good.    I hope I didn't offend or upset anyone earlier in this thread.  I was just putting different viewpoints in, and didn't mean to offend.  Guess not everyone is going to have the same opinions eh? 

The thing is, Frosty, that because this forum is pretty much anonymous, we could all make up some fake lifestyle.  Some people get off on lying and misdirection.  I don't.  I tend to associate myself with people who don't take themselves seriously and are up for a laugh.  I tend to associate with people that even though I may disagree with them on a subject, we can move on from that.

What I can't abide is people who think they are better than anyone else and stick their nose up in the air when there is a topic that they don't like.  Instead of just ignoring it, they have to put their twopence in and acclaim how it is so beneath their standard.

I have enough going on in my real life and the forum is a kind of escape from all that for me.  I want to come here and have a good time.  I want to come here and have a laugh.  Sometimes, I want to get my teeth into a good discussion or debate. 

However, if I were to engage in verbal combat and respond to the goading and baiting (like Cinds did, after a few weeks), and I were banned, I might be outraged, but my life would go on.

Yes good post Suzi.  And like I said, I am sorry if I offended anyone, and I agree with what you say.  BIG HUG for you and anyone else who is fed up of vitriolic and flaming and argumentative posts.    I don't mean harm or offence.  Sometimes, a good old debate is good and even some blatant arguing, as it make the boards lively - as long as people don't get PERSONAL.


And the odd troll coming in is funny and entertaining, but when it crosses the line and people get upset and bopped themselves, then it's not funny.    Take care everyone.  Gonna have a bath now.  Take care, and ignore the troll posts

Bye Frosty

Suz you just know that if Big D had posted while Cinds is bopped people would only say it was her and weren't they right all along, cue them mistakenly feeling smug. 

Madness.

Is this a good time to put a plug in for the Live Cloud Christmas Panto?

*pushes TiGi's face in it*

Thans Leccy.  Bye

I like smug...it rhymes with slug

See ye ootside the Spar!!

This thread has been productive. The forum was slow and lacking in members. It`s brought a few back

Ohhhh yes it is!

The show must go on, dahhlings.

If it takes a ridiculous thread like this to bring back members LC should do us all a favour and shut the place down.

Exactly right, Leccy.  Damn if he does, damn if he doesn't.

You either believe people or not.  I tend to believe in the honesty of the people I post with.  Much better, IMO, than becoming paranoid and bitter.

Stop goading the mods

Or claim they never do anything wrong and not answer when you speak to them (not you obviously)