Send a polite PM to Lori and request a name change Stain. Offer her a tin of mushy peas and she might throw in a bit of avatar advice too

Go to 'manage'(top right at top of screen,)  then 'update your profile'  and then change your name  and click 'update profile'

Edit: Forget that, that's how you used to do it, having just tried to do it myself, seems that we're not able to any more. Mushy peas it is then

I don't have mushy peas.Will lardons do?

Um....I think you'd better go shopping!

We can start a tab if you like, stain.

Just let me know what you'd like to change your name to, and I'll handle it for you.