They're non existant.
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I knew me Mother in Law was visiting when the mice started throwing themselves on the traps!!
Went into a pet shop and asked for a goldfish.
The owner asked if I wanted an aquarium and I said I didn't care what star sign it was!
Other than Peter Kaye we don't have 'traditional' comedians anymore
Did you hear about the mathematician whoâs afraid of negative numbers?
Heâll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
@velvet donkey you ok - nothing in 5 days?
