although they are cute, and extremely good at eeking out termites and ants, it has been reported that Aardvarks will enforce a new law that will ensure that every being, species and rock will have to have a large appendage protruding from their face or what could be assumed to be their faces.
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what? 
Living in a world like that could be quite aard 
I don't care what it means, it still made me laugh!
quote:Originally posted by ~Sweet Summer~:
what?
Exactly!!!!
It's an *ard* life............. 
Oh! It's 
& 
You made it through the wormhole!
& You made it through the wormhole!
Indeed, I did, I had my Aardvark guide to lead me through to the land of joy and gaga.
Now thats an 'Ard Vark....
Woohoo Syd
See how cute and wonderful they are, I think they will make good world rulers.
See how cute and wonderful they are, I think they will make good world rulers.
This is a baby one...
Awww
Awww
A two-day old one...
Oops messed that up but Bunny posted the same one anyway
It's like going to a party and wearing the same dress
(ask Gypsie about that
)
It's like going to a party and wearing the same dress
(ask Gypsie about that
)
Hope no one saw that unfortunate typo 
I am now going to go all unmanly and soppy, but
awwwwwwwww soooooo sooooo cute.
awwwwwwwww soooooo sooooo cute.
Superb thread!
Hi, btw Cigs - good to see you here!
Hi, btw Cigs - good to see you here!
Hey Barolo, long time no post
Just signed the petition too
Just signed the petition too
Cheers Cigs, thanks.
Didn't go on the C4 forum much of late - only found out last week it was closing down. This place looks good though; nice to see so mnay familiar faces!
Didn't go on the C4 forum much of late - only found out last week it was closing down. This place looks good though; nice to see so mnay familiar faces!
Well here is different, but the same, it feels a bit like visiting home or sommit lol.
It runs better here too.
It runs better here too.
Feels like a nursing home?
And big up the aardvarks. I'm all for rude looking appendages....
And big up the aardvarks. I'm all for rude looking appendages....
Me too Barolo....the piece by Alan Green on Radio 4 had me in tears - not a good look when I was mid commute.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi..._7999000/7999837.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi..._7999000/7999837.stm
A nursing home?
Hmmm I could get used to being nursed
Hmmm I could get used to being nursed
I still find it amazing and sad that not one official will take any responsibility for that terrible day.
quote:Originally posted by Cigarettes & Alcohol:
A nursing home?
Hmmm I could get used to being nursed
You would!
No such luck here ... all the staff at my 94 year old grandfather's gaff are either female or gay male. **sigh**
Awwww!
I could live with that lol.
I dunno where you would get loads of hunky straight blokes, alhough thereis a theory that there is no such thing.
I could live with that lol.
I dunno where you would get loads of hunky straight blokes, alhough thereis a theory that there is no such thing.
quote:Originally posted by Cariad:
Me too Barolo....the piece by Alan Green on Radio 4 had me in tears - not a good look when I was mid commute.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi..._7999000/7999837.stm
Thanks for that link, Cariad - just listened to it - how could people not be affected by such a testimony? I'm hoping more key witnesses, like this brave woman, Debra Martin, will speak out then the Government will HAVE to listen and respond.
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
This is a baby one...
Awww
AWWWWWWWWWWW
gorgeous. I want one. And it would get rid of the ant nest under the patio too.quote:Originally posted by PuppyDooDoo:quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
This is a baby one...
Awww
AWWWWWWWWWWW
They are ace, although when they take over ruling the world, things may become very differet.
Can they be used as vacuum cleaners?
an Aardvark at the dentist....
Not tried that, but if you have an ant or termite filled carpet then they would work wonders.
quote:Originally posted by Heatseek:
an Aardvark at the dentist....
love it..quote:Originally posted by Cigarettes & Alcohol:
Not tried that, but if you have an ant or termite filled carpet then they would work wonders.
Cheers Cigs!
I'm now wondering whether:
a) they snort the ants and termites, or do they have a dead long tongue and lick them up?
b) are they discriminatory in what they eat? e.g. if I sprinkled a selection of ants etc on the carpet, would they just eat them, or pick up other bits of litter as well?
These things are imortant to know!
Quick edit! Just noticed the dead long tongue on Heatseek's picture!
As far as I am aware, they tongue them, as for descrimination, well I have not tried that myself, I guess a bit of trial and error wouldn't go amiss.
I would try and ask the leader of the aardvark nation, but she is on holiday at present, and her battery is flat.
I would try and ask the leader of the aardvark nation, but she is on holiday at present, and her battery is flat.
quote:Originally posted by Cigarettes & Alcohol:
Awwww!
I could live with that lol.
I dunno where you would get loads of hunky straight blokes, alhough there is a theory that there is no such thing.
You have something to confess?
quote:Originally posted by Barolo:
Can they be used as vacuum cleaners?
Are they not already? I thought Dyson had a franchise...
Leader of Aardvark nation on holiday ----->
quote:Originally posted by Cigarettes & Alcohol:
As far as I am aware, they tongue them, as for descrimination, well I have not tried that myself, I guess a bit of trial and error wouldn't go amiss.
I would try and ask the leader of the aardvark nation, but she is on holiday at present, and her battery is flat.
I'm LOLling here at that!!See Heatseek's pic above - brilliant!!