When Josie's feeling a bit low, she likes to have a cheeky little think about women being mauled by chimpanzees

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SpiderMonkey

As we all know, when Josie's feeling a little bit down in the dumps, she likes to cheer herself up by recollecting stories of defenseless women have their faces ripped off by wild angry primates. But how do you cheer yourself up?

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FairfaxMember

Gang of midgets everytime

6/30/102:09 PM

JonesMember

I laughed when she said that

I almost thought she was taking the p!ss

6/30/102:11 PM

BazMember VIP10 years

I just remember it could be worse..... I could be locked in a house with Shabby & John James!

6/30/102:13 PM

jacksonbMember

what made me laugh was when she asked' 'ere you know that woman who had 'er faced ripped off by a chimpanzee?'

and they all nodded...

6/30/102:22 PM

SpiderMonkeyMember

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and they all nodded

Yeh, the well known story of some poor woman being mutilated by a monkey.

6/30/102:24 PM

Former Member

It made me laugh,she was so serious .

6/30/102:35 PM

jacksonbMember

'and oi fink........ oi coulda been that woman'

thats when i nearly fell out of the chair laughng.

6/30/102:40 PM

sandraMember

i remember that story ............. never thought it was funny ........... i do now

6/30/102:46 PM

FairfaxMember

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i remember that story ............

On Oprah the other week, shocking

however, Joseee did make laugh, it was so random

6/30/103:00 PM

Former Member

I love Josie - she just makes me roar.

6/30/103:02 PM

Soozy WooMember

I thought she was gonna say 'Raindrops on Roses and whiskers on kittens'.

Was she being serious? It certainly made me smile TBH. Is it a true story? I've not heard it.

6/30/104:15 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

I think I'll still order a pizza, and a big bag of crisps, of course.

6/30/104:30 PM

fookatMember

there wasnt an option to get drunk so I picked pizza

6/30/104:38 PM

littleleicesterfoxMember

I picked the midget with the lions but only because I play a gnome on warcraft lol

7/1/1012:00 AM

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