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Originally posted by j0anne:
yayyyyy just to wind NFH up

Yes, why not. Who is NFH by the way???

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neighbour from hell

pompus arogant knowalls...who live better act better and are better than everyone else.....twofaced and stuckup .....dont vacum before 10 or after 6 if you dont mind.......do you have to sweep your drive with that loud brush......i am really not keen on your bay trees in your garden......do you have to grow those modern floer things.....

Now you said that, I say YAY.

even asked us not to BBQ in garden as they are vegans and find it offensive

LOL.. JOanne... you know what you gotta do.

Your garden has to become infested with windchimes... of all varieties. And a few more bay trees too.

And your wheelie bin.. well, not just stickers... I think a bit of stick on bling... and maybe a feather bowa (sp) too!

I don't have a wheely bin.
I do have a vegan colleague though, and she's nice

Oooh... so its a full on hog roast at the weekend then!

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Originally posted by j0anne:
even asked us not to BBQ in garden as they are vegans and find it offensive

Tell them you find them offensive

Oh dear.. Some people are just so annoying aren't they?

Plastic windmills, built in barbie and windchimes by the dozen, then invite them round for a nice rare steak for his eye !!!

I also think you should invest in a Gnome family

Next sunny weekend.. wait until they put the washing out.. fire up the BBQ and do a nekkid al fresco luncheon..

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Originally posted by tupps:
Next sunny weekend.. wait until they put the washing out.. fire up the BBQ and do a nekkid al fresco luncheon..

...........with the gnomes

A pink plastic flamingo in your flowerbed

I agree that you should have a nice smokey barbeque, accompanied by some nice loud Cradle of Filth albums

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Originally posted by electric6:
A pink plastic flamingo in your flowerbed

Beat me to it Leccy, I was just going to suggest that

What a bloody cheek telling you when you can vacuum! I'd start it up at 5.00 in the morning.

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Originally posted by Lady P:

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Originally posted by tupps:
Next sunny weekend.. wait until they put the washing out.. fire up the BBQ and do a nekkid al fresco luncheon..

...........with the gnomes

yes yes.. genius..

and I would also go with growly's cradle of filth suggestion..

although I found, with my neighbours, that a good blast of Snoop Doggy Dogg complete with effing, jeffing, mo-fo'ing and shizzling of the nizzling also made them run for cover clutching their children's ears...

Get an cat and toilet train it to poop in their front garden