I can play the theme tune from 'Van Der valk' on both a recorder and a Rolf Harris Stylophone
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I can't 
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.top that I can't
My momma always told me I was special
I can play the flight of the Bumble Bee using only my vuvuzela 
I cant do a presentation in front of 10 of my peers at uni.......but I can sing karaoke in front of hundreds of people...stone cold sober
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I can play the flight of the Bumble Bee using only my vuvuzela
Disgusting.
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I can play the flight of the Bumble Bee using only my vuvuzela
Disgusting.
Why? I keep my knickers on when i do it Disgusting.
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I can play the flight of the Bumble Bee using only my vuvuzela
Disgusting.
SecondedDisgusting.
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I can play the flight of the Bumble Bee using only my vuvuzela Disgusting.
Why? I keep my knickers on when i do it
....pure flap control eh?Why? I keep my knickers on when i do it
i can burp n fart in tune to the taggart theme tune 
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i can burp n fart in tune to the taggart theme tune
Impressive madamski (hows your son doing in the Afghan?) If I fart, sneeze and burp at the same time.....apparently I will internally combust
im good at!!!!!!!! on second thoughts
lainy .......... he is due home end julyReference:
lainy .......... he is due home end july
Mine too 300 gone eh!!!!My son is home end of July ...... wedding middle of August
scary stuff eh.
he got married last may lol when he comes back he's gon his honeymoon x
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Why? I keep my knickers on when i do it
I take mine off and wear them on my head
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If I fart, sneeze and burp at the same time.....apparently I will internally combust
NO, you will certainly just DIE.
OOOOOOOOOOOOH lol you got your outfit ...../ soz OT BUT YOU KNOW
I have been mentioned in a celebrity autobiography.When I write mine I'll mention him.
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If I fart, sneeze and burp at the same time.....apparently I will internally combust NO, you will certainly just DIE.
OH Sorry I think you have to cough as well. 
and woof ................ omg thats all i hear my neebz must be deaf poor wee dugz oot aw night barkin or me ready to commit suicide with tirdeness
poor wee dugz oot aw night barkin or me ready to commit suicide with tirdeness
Flower arranging...
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I have been mentioned in a celebrity autobiography
oh snap .................. meeeeeeeeeeeeee tooo
I can do the Thriller dance all the way through *hee hee OWwww! cha'mooo*
rawkster SHAMONE * wait till i put my gear on *
*spins on spot, shoulder shuffles, grabs crotch, does himself a mischief*