Hello chums and chummettes. Everyone seems bored (see the forum fatigue thread) so I thought I would embarrass myself hopefully encouraging others to embarrass themselves or failing that you can all have a good laugh at me

Right here goes:

1. My favourite television programme is America's next top model. I like it so much I watch the next cycle on youtube.

2. One of my favourite albums is my Britney Spears Greatest Hits one.

3. I secretely love going food shopping to Asda even though I tell my hubby I hate it too.

4. I know most of the staff in my local Asda.

5. I ate 5 mini Danish pastries this afternoon one after the other.

6. I have ONE cigarette every night. How pointless is that.

7. I watched Paris Hiltons my best friend.

8. I sashay around in my highest heels when no one is around and once I fell down the stairs.

9. I love watching Peppa pig with my daughter.

10. and finally I am rather partial to Philip Schofield.

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