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Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:

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I pooed those out. I had my belly pumped for eating loads of laburnum seeds a few months after that though. I'm dead oral and all that

OMGZ you are lucky you didnt grow a tree inside you

Oh totallyz. My sister was the same. She ate a tube of ointment for athlete's foot cos she wanted to be a javelin thrower. It's all my mother's fault for giving us cucumber with sugar on instead of frigging melon in the first place....

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Originally posted by squiggle:

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
it was very dark, and I was all squashed up like, then I popped me yed through this hole and it was all bright n stuff

Simply Amaazzingg! Go on, you've got us interested now

AND I remember the date!!! it was june 2nd 1953,...s true, an important day in British history

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Oh totallyz. My sister was the same. She ate a tube of ointment for athlete's foot cos she wanted to be a javelin thrower. It's all my mother's fault for giving us cucumber with sugar on instead of frigging melon in the first place.

Still, I am guessing your sister had itchy free insides Im unsure what to make of the melon/cucumber mix up

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:

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Originally posted by squiggle:

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
it was very dark, and I was all squashed up like, then I popped me yed through this hole and it was all bright n stuff

Simply Amaazzingg! Go on, you've got us interested now

AND I remember the date!!! it was june 2nd 1953,...s true, an important day in British history

So you were a little Coronation gem?

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Originally posted by Penny Gabrielwise:

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Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:

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Originally posted by Penny Gabrielwise:
Swallowing. A 10p and 2 pennies on my 4th birthday.

Did you continue to swallow after your 4th birthday? and did you poo it out or what?

I pooed those out. I had my belly pumped for eating loads of laburnum seeds a few months after that though. I'm dead oral and all that

Lucky they realised you'd eaten the laburnum seeds! They're deadly poisonous.

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Originally posted by squiggle:

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:

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Originally posted by squiggle:

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
it was very dark, and I was all squashed up like, then I popped me yed through this hole and it was all bright n stuff

Simply Amaazzingg! Go on, you've got us interested now

AND I remember the date!!! it was june 2nd 1953,...s true, an important day in British history

So you were a little Coronation gem?

I was, had a little dinner set wiv me name on it n everyfink,...wish I still had it, it would be worth a fortune now

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Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
Still, I am guessing your sister had itchy free insides Im unsure what to make of the melon/cucumber mix up

If you hold your nose and close your eyes it um, proper tastes like it.

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Originally posted by Sarum:
My first clear memory is of being laughed at for wanting to be a bridesmaid. I was 4 years old.

I cried for the whole day...

Awwww....

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If you hold your nose and close your eyes it um, proper tastes like it.

Next time i have cucumber, I shall try it

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Originally posted by Penny Gabrielwise:
Swallowing. A 10p and 2 pennies on my 4th birthday.

Did they keep checking your poos and saying,"No change"?

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by Penny Gabrielwise:
Swallowing. A 10p and 2 pennies on my 4th birthday.

Did they keep checking your poos and saying,"No change"?

I was thinking of mentioning slot machines

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Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by Penny Gabrielwise:
Swallowing. A 10p and 2 pennies on my 4th birthday.

Did they keep checking your poos and saying,"No change"?

I was thinking of mentioning slot machines

Oooh, fruity!

I can remember losing my dummy when i was about 2 n screaming the place down

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Originally posted by ilovewillyoung:
I can remember losing my dummy when i was about 2 n screaming the place down

there is alot of that goes on here

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Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:

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Originally posted by ilovewillyoung:
I can remember losing my dummy when i was about 2 n screaming the place down

there is alot of that goes on here

Meeting Yogi Bear and Boo Boo at the theatre.

Yes, it was the real Yogi Bear and Boo Boo

Getting babysat by a neighbour. My brother and his friends were there as well and they kept teasing me

Sitting with my mum in the living room whislt she read the Twinkle to me and a big lorry knocking down a lampost outside our house!

I can remember having a wee on the toilet and my dad shouting that i had a baby sister! i was 3 at the time