No way! Not here anyway.

I haven't slept with Ryan Giggs a Premier League football player.

Editted due to Super Injunction still being in place.

My niece is married to the son of one of Edison Lighthouse .......................... Has anyone got a more tenuous link than that?

My sister lived next door to the window cleaner who discovered Fergies Toe sucking photos.

my loves grows where my rosemary goes!

Oh okay....I haven't slept with Ryan Giggs (or his brother, or team mates) (yet) either. 

My niece is convinced that she will be married to Justin Beiber one day, just putting it out there!

My(late) mother was a full cousin to John Reid's mother(former defence secretary,labour)

AS in his granny and mine were sisters.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J...ron_Reid_of_Cardowan

WOW! That's good 

I was a distant cousin to Patrick McGoohan (he of the Prisoner fame in the 60s)

his mother and my great-grandmother were sisters 

1) I am distantly related to Illya Kuriakin (David McCallum

2) My aunt is friends with the mother of Ian Tough (Krankies)

3) My great great grandfather was the 3rd provost of Dunoon

4) Another ancestor was the town treasurer of Crail

5) And another great great something-or-other was a Feuer of Raderny (Fife, Scotland)

6) My mother was cousins with one of the engineers involved in bringing water from Loch Katrine to Glasgow.

7) I had dinner with the manager of Simple Minds. (My sister was friends with his wife/girlfriend/partner)

I missed the Monkees by a few minutes in an Earls court Wimpy in 1968.............

  that's the best yet Syd 

omg yeah..   I have loads! 

hubby grew up living next door to darcy bussell..    when she got her first bra she showed my hubby her boobs cos she was so proud of them 

hubby's dad went to school with Bruce Lee (though he was a couple of years below him)

my great uncles bessie mate was Ted Heath

Hubby used to work with a girl who shared a flat with Nigel Harmen... at the time he was interviewing for Eastenders (& working as a catalogue delivery driver)

My best friend in middle school, her mum dated David Essex for a few months

and the list goes on & on & on..     all highly tenuous 

Ooooh.. & I know Ducky..  & she protected a whole village from a well know serial killer

I love those Ditty  I could site a couple of instances like that but I'd be revealing too much about me and my family. I can't even be vague....okay I might have been at school with one of Mick Jagger's kids (he's got so many, I could be aged from 50 to 2, I guess )

oooh thats cool!

My daughter was recently at school with Chris Tarrants son

Now ^^^^  is me scraping the barrell on tenuous claims to fame.. 

in fact... scratch that... I can't bring myself to use that as tenuous bragging material 

My daughters' godmother once sat next to Carney from Crossroads on a train

Ha! Beat that!!

Oh oh - serious now ... I was at hospital in Oxford last month (if you've got an hour to waste PM me and I will bore you to tears with the whole story :yawn: ) and I sat next to Sir Roger Bannister in the waiting room

oooh!

Jackie from Emmerdale came & did "gregory's girl" with us in our school production

I can put my whole fist in my mouth .... ive always aimed high, me

here we go again ....................really tenuous - a friend of mine was on holiday in Turkey and her and her husband made friends with one of Pans People.

Beat that for tenuous!. I hasten to say - her husband was just soooooooooooooooo made up about it!

and I saw that Amos bloke (he was the one with the sideburns wasn't he?) on a train propping up the bar in the restaurant carraige... 

& on a different train I saw Danny La Rue & a load of kids that seemed to be with him (or they were on a group outing or something)..    from the look on his face, and from the comments we overheard the kids saying, I don't think it was a match made in heaven

Who?? Nah, sorry, not as good as Carney

OMG - my daughters' godmother's sister's estranged husband is going out with one of Hot Gossip!!

Guru Josh once came round my flat..     (he was with someone, who had popped in to see if my then boyfriend was gonna go out with them)...

(most of you probably haven't heard of him..    it took me bloody ages to remember his name)

most recent one...    outside hubbys old flat in Kilburn (where his brothers still live)..   we were prevented from crossing the road by Annie Lennox doing the worst 3 point turn I have ever seen 

oh...oh...oh..  & on a date with my first internet boyfriend, we were sitting in the lounge of the Grafton Hotel..  & LIam Gallagher was in there with his mates.      It was the weekend that the radio was saying no one knew where he was...  I think he was in the process of splitting up with Patsy.

hahaha...

I could do these all day!

Tom Baker shouted at me when I was just a kid, collecting for charity, in my brownie uniform, in the rain, in Leeds Town Centre!

What did he shout?

And I don't suppose it's worth mentioning Elkie Brookes?

Nah .... thought not

I stood on Tim Burton's foot whilst working on Alice in Wonderland 

elkie brookes is good mention!  

I was swinging my collection tin..    He walked into it... it whacked him on the knee..   he had a right go at me & made me cry!

Right then, ho's is this for the bottom of the barrel:

I went to school with one one actors [Max Harris] out of the "Phoenix and the carpet" that was on the telly in 1977.

One of the teachers at my school wrote "Postman Pat"

I was one of the two man reception party that met Fergie offa the bus in 1990 at Notts forest in the FA cup  that made it into the opening credits for MoTD

I once had breakfast at the next table to Cheggers at a hotel in Blackpool in the eighties.....

I've lived ya know!

I was Barry from Eastenders from Extras' snogging lookout, in primary school. 

I went to school with Michael Jackson.  He wasn't part of the Jackson 5.

That wins for me Rawks!

My assistant at work was one of the many conquests of a certain (the best) BBBM presenter...

(he didn't live up to the hype apparently)

Ave it!

Lol

I also went to school with Michael Jackson and he lived just up the road from me

*His sister was dead fit too*

Hahaha - David Oliver was mine ... totally not famous, sticky-out-eared geek ... wonder what happened to him

But, but, who on earth would want to kiss Barry from Eastenders?

Gwan ....

hubby used to knock of the tart that owned the house used at the beginning of the first harry potter film (privett drive or sommat)    I am fuzzy on the technicalities of the role of the house in the film, asI have little interest in Harry Potter, & as I tell hubby even less interest in hearing about his sordid exploits with the bint without morals